the primal purity of the original Scientology vision.
Ah yes, the eternal questions of "Why Are We Here?" "What Is The Meaning of Life?" and "Can a second-rate pulp sci-fi author win a bar bet to start a religion?"
I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 11, 2007 5:07:20 am PDT #9642 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 5:09:34 am PDT #9643 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ah yes, the eternal questions of "Why Are We Here?" "What Is The Meaning of Life?" and "Can a second-rate pulp sci-fi author win a bar bet to start a religion?"
It's nice that at least one of these questions has been answered conclusively....
Gudanov - Sep 11, 2007 5:11:05 am PDT #9644 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
And perhaps we are all here to make bar bets.
lisah - Sep 11, 2007 5:17:45 am PDT #9645 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Oh shit. I have to vote tomorrow. I am unimpressed. Feh.
This is exactly how I felt when I went to vote today. feh indeed. All I knew was that I wasn't voting for this guy.
I just realized last night that I have 2 Weddings in 2 Days (1,000 Miles apart..ish..l actually haven't figured out the mileage) in less than a month and I don't know what I'm wearing to either of them.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2007 5:18:57 am PDT #9646 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And perhaps we are all here to make bar bets.
Possibly. Then again, there are those who believe that the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about.
Now I'm worried there will be a religious war between the Bar Betters and the Hokey Pokeys....
sarameg - Sep 11, 2007 5:24:20 am PDT #9647 of 10001
All I knew was that I wasn't voting for this guy.
Heh. I come home to 4-5 campaign phone calls on my answering machine. I didn't get any calls from O'Malley, though! Just candidates' mothers and best-friend's uncle's dog's first owner, or something. It's annoying.
lisah - Sep 11, 2007 5:25:41 am PDT #9648 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I didn't get any candidate calls this year because I only have a cell phone now!
shrift - Sep 11, 2007 5:39:16 am PDT #9649 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Am I a winter? Huh. Who knew?
JZ - Sep 11, 2007 5:53:40 am PDT #9650 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Catholics will be glad to know that Gibson's sect is not recognized by the Catholic church
Seriously, you have no idea how glad. Or, at least, this particular Catholic is very very glad. I dislike him so very much that, the last times I watched, it interfered with the otherwise tremendous pleasures of Mad Max and Chicken Run. It's a great relief to have him offa my spiritual lawn.
I didn't get any candidate calls this year because I only have a cell phone now!
Dude, you lucked out! I have a cell phone, plus no elections coming up anytime soon, and I've still been pestered with earnest calls from our mayor's office asking if he can count on my support in the (somewhat distant, thus far virtually unopposed) election.
Connie Neil - Sep 11, 2007 5:56:30 am PDT #9651 of 10001
brillig
Happiest of days, Trudy!