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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

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shrift - Jul 30, 2007 6:29:05 am PDT #944 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have this long, thin bruise on the back of my arm. I keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye in mirrors, and thinking, "What the schmutz?"

Getting the bruise involved leaning to counterbalance a giant bag of ice cream, and overcompensating myself into a doorway.

I am somewhat lacking in grace.

Dana - Jul 30, 2007 6:29:51 am PDT #945 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Ice cream comes in bags?

shrift - Jul 30, 2007 6:32:34 am PDT #946 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ice cream comes in bags?

When you put the two half-gallons in a grocery bag to haul them from the chest freezer in the garage, it does.

§ ita § - Jul 30, 2007 6:33:51 am PDT #947 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are there not supposed to be truffles in Saudi Arabia?

I'd like it to be known that I'm wearing the prettiest thing in my wardrobe right now--a pink 50s shirtdress with a wide panel of white lace running down the front (modesty is preserved with a pale cream vintage slip). I totally don't have the shoes to do this justice.

Just found out my sister is visiting me next (not this) weekend. With my mother. I'd known about the mother thing a little longer, but it's still a surprise. Which means I'll be shuttling them to tennis, and ditching them for previous social obligations.

Dana - Jul 30, 2007 6:35:23 am PDT #948 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

When you put the two half-gallons in a grocery bag to haul them from the chest freezer in the garage, it does.

Ah.

You have a garage?

It's possible that I have to write a business-related e-mail and am procrastinating.

Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 6:35:46 am PDT #949 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

They have truffles in Saudi Arabia!

And no pigs to hunt for them?

Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 6:36:35 am PDT #950 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Are there not supposed to be truffles in Saudi Arabia?

well, truffles are usually found in a forest, growing under a log or something, in the damp. Not much damp in Saudi Arabia. Or forest. Or logs. I mean, the only damp I can think of is man made. Or digging 3 feet into the sand at night.

sumi - Jul 30, 2007 6:37:31 am PDT #951 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

They only have them when it rains. But they are there.

JenP - Jul 30, 2007 6:37:49 am PDT #952 of 10001

"embarrassment in not an exemption."

So true.

That said, I did find a memo once, written to a nun, with the sign-off "May the Force be with you." !!!

So funny!

Truffles of the mushroomy kind? I'm guessing chocolate truffles wouldn't be so much of a surprise.

Miracleman - Jul 30, 2007 6:42:35 am PDT #953 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm taking a poll: Who here either uses or receives serious business e-mail that seriously uses emoticons?

I have received e-mail from a manager that, in all seriousness, used multiple emoticons.

I replied: "Seriously? ':)'?

You weren't a business major, were you?"

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