Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jul 30, 2007 6:35:23 am PDT #948 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

When you put the two half-gallons in a grocery bag to haul them from the chest freezer in the garage, it does.

Ah.

You have a garage?

It's possible that I have to write a business-related e-mail and am procrastinating.


Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 6:35:46 am PDT #949 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

They have truffles in Saudi Arabia!

And no pigs to hunt for them?


Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 6:36:35 am PDT #950 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Are there not supposed to be truffles in Saudi Arabia?

well, truffles are usually found in a forest, growing under a log or something, in the damp. Not much damp in Saudi Arabia. Or forest. Or logs. I mean, the only damp I can think of is man made. Or digging 3 feet into the sand at night.


sumi - Jul 30, 2007 6:37:31 am PDT #951 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

They only have them when it rains. But they are there.


JenP - Jul 30, 2007 6:37:49 am PDT #952 of 10001

"embarrassment in not an exemption."

So true.

That said, I did find a memo once, written to a nun, with the sign-off "May the Force be with you." !!!

So funny!

Truffles of the mushroomy kind? I'm guessing chocolate truffles wouldn't be so much of a surprise.


Miracleman - Jul 30, 2007 6:42:35 am PDT #953 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm taking a poll: Who here either uses or receives serious business e-mail that seriously uses emoticons?

I have received e-mail from a manager that, in all seriousness, used multiple emoticons.

I replied: "Seriously? ':)'?

You weren't a business major, were you?"


Hil R. - Jul 30, 2007 6:43:30 am PDT #954 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've gotten emails from the head of my department using emoticons.


Cashmere - Jul 30, 2007 6:44:43 am PDT #955 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I never received a business email with emoticons. Athough it's been well over 3 years since I've worked in a professional setting.


§ ita § - Jul 30, 2007 6:47:52 am PDT #956 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Judicious emoticons I can handle. Chatspeak I never forgive, and I've gotten way too much of that.


Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2007 6:48:30 am PDT #957 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Turns out truffles HAVE been cultivated and, that, in 1900 they were much more common and most people used them a lot.

t hugs wikipedia