But, to sum up, it's been a week since I did what you're about to do, and still not dead.
...that wasn't supposed to be reassuring, right?
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 07, 2007 11:12:43 am PDT #9138 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 11:13:55 am PDT #9139 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
...that wasn't supposed to be reassuring, right?
I'd like to think that my continued existence is very reassuring. Especially considering the odds, all told.
Let me inspire you, Dana. Go forth and tipple.
juliana - Sep 07, 2007 11:16:54 am PDT #9140 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Let me inspire you, Dana. Go forth and tipple.
Thing is, the reaction can apparently come completely out of the blue. Other thing is, I've been known to have taken a fuckload of acetaminophen and enjoyed a tipple or five, and I'm here to tell about it.
Kathy A - Sep 07, 2007 11:16:57 am PDT #9141 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
It's baaaack--American Gladiators is searching for both contestants and Gladiators.
Also, the Simpsons season premiere will feature both Stephen Colbert as Homer's life coach and Lionel Ritchie, and they will be traveling to various cities, including Chicago (which Mr. Burns calls "the Miami of Canada").
Dana - Sep 07, 2007 11:22:36 am PDT #9142 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Thing is, the reaction can apparently come completely out of the blue. Other thing is, I've been known to have taken a fuckload of acetaminophen and enjoyed a tipple or five, and I'm here to tell about it.
...still not reassured.
tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 11:24:19 am PDT #9143 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My boss asked me what my hours were this week for this project I'm on. I was wracking my brain trying to remember what I did on Monday. I even checked file modification dates and found stuff from last week and Tuesday through today....
Finally I remembered the holiday.
§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 11:25:52 am PDT #9144 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If people living through doing it doesn't reassure you Dana, I'm not sure what will. Don't do it.
Daisy Jane - Sep 07, 2007 11:26:09 am PDT #9145 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Heh. I've done that, tommy.
Daisy Jane - Sep 07, 2007 11:31:38 am PDT #9146 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
ita, I thought you might like this from New York Fugging City
At Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. show, both of our fondest wishes came true: The clothes were totally fun, and little Kingston — all blinged out in what appeared to be bedazzled jeans, like the biggest badass in the sandbox — made an appearance, bouncing on dad Gavin Rossdale's lap in the front row.
Seriously, there's nothing quite like hearing a crowd of jaded fashionistas fail to contain their baby glee. The instant Mr. Stefani sidled out from backstage with his son, a semi-muffled "awww" filled the air, the entire room struggling to maintain its collective poker face. Even rapper Eve couldn't restrain herself from tickling him and cooing.
§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 11:33:02 am PDT #9147 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I can't believe there's someone who got paid to write this headline. Not that it's a bad headline. Just that it's surreal. And yet? I can see how a) you know it's true and b) people need to be warned.