Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?

Xander ,'End of Days'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Sep 07, 2007 11:31:38 am PDT #9146 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

ita, I thought you might like this from New York Fugging City

At Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. show, both of our fondest wishes came true: The clothes were totally fun, and little Kingston — all blinged out in what appeared to be bedazzled jeans, like the biggest badass in the sandbox — made an appearance, bouncing on dad Gavin Rossdale's lap in the front row.

Seriously, there's nothing quite like hearing a crowd of jaded fashionistas fail to contain their baby glee. The instant Mr. Stefani sidled out from backstage with his son, a semi-muffled "awww" filled the air, the entire room struggling to maintain its collective poker face. Even rapper Eve couldn't restrain herself from tickling him and cooing.


§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 11:33:02 am PDT #9147 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't believe there's someone who got paid to write this headline. Not that it's a bad headline. Just that it's surreal. And yet? I can see how a) you know it's true and b) people need to be warned.


§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 11:34:12 am PDT #9148 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

DJ! I saw the cutest picture from that. Gwen's in a lovely big houndstooth mini dress, Kingston's on her hip and looking adorable as always, and she looks perfectly done, except not too perfect to be carrying her young son.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2007 11:35:22 am PDT #9149 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't believe there's someone who got paid to write this headline.

I saw an article on that, but the headline lacked the specific dollar amount of the warning....


Dana - Sep 07, 2007 11:35:22 am PDT #9150 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

So I was checking to see if Johnny Carson is dead (he is), and he was married four times. His first three wives were named Joan, Joanne, and Joanna. I guess he finally learned his lesson with number 4, Alexis.


Daisy Jane - Sep 07, 2007 11:36:27 am PDT #9151 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That does sound adorable! I love the image I get from the second paragraph. Cute babies will unite us all!

As for your link...Gah! Have those women never seen The Vagina Monologues?


Kathy A - Sep 07, 2007 11:37:53 am PDT #9152 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My mom's last husband, Wayne, had a second wife named Kay. My mom's full name is Kathleen, but she always went by Kay until she moved east, when she decided to go with the full name for some reason. It worked out when she married Wayne--no one has ever confused her with Wife #2.


beth b - Sep 07, 2007 11:53:36 am PDT #9153 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Dana, have you been overdosing on the tylenol? Have you been taking it for days? Are you taking any other drugs that might effect the liver.? How much is a drink with dinner?

I do know someone that had a sister that ODed on Tylenol. 1) She was taking other drugs that made it easier for her to forget what she had taken . and it was days and yes, she is recovering quite nicely.

I suspect that if the last time you are fine - esp if you have only been taking it today.


shrift - Sep 07, 2007 11:53:42 am PDT #9154 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If I had a couple doses of Tylenol today (7AM, 11AM), can I have a drink with dinner, or will my liver explode?

If your last dose was at 11AM, I think you're probably good for a drink at dinner. Not that I'm an expert or anything, but you're probably not going to be drinking anything hardcore, and you already know that you shouldn't take more Tylenol after having a drink with dinner.


§ ita § - Sep 07, 2007 11:53:50 am PDT #9155 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Some of the biggest and meanest krav instructors (uh, male) get all fluffy-eyed when someone brings a baby around. But the BEST is the surly guy who swears he hates kids (and who knows, he might), but who this one adorably chubby kid will reach out for. He holds her with this "Okay, but if there's any funny business we're done." Total Kindergarten Cop/The Pacifier business.

Uh, not that I've seen either picture.