Clive always looks good
His eyebrows look very tame, which is a new look. (Unless I'm thinking of the other actor I always confuse with Clive Owen -- and now I can't remember his name. Aggressive eyebrows, dark hair, was in that movie with the phone booth where there was a sniper who was going to shoot him if he hung up -- that actor.)
I'd rather look at these pictures of Maggie Gyllenhaal.
I will never, EVER, be strictly heterosexual. GUH.
And, uh, those aren't handcuffs.
Colin Farrell?
YES! Eyebrow man! So maybe Clive Owen's eyebrows at Fashion Week were normal, after all.
Yeah, Clive's eyebrows are usually pretty groomed. Maggie is pretty hot in those pics.
Those are definitely not handcuffs. Deliberately not.
Weirdos.
However, I need a world where I can look at her
and
Clive Owen. Let this never be a world without that.
We do Crow Pose sometimes in warmup. By "we" I mean "people who aren't me--you crazy???"
Those are definitely not handcuffs. Deliberately not.
I had to look really close. Looks like there's something metallic in the part that wraps around the wrist. I was thinking maybe they're metal handcuffs with a cord lining, with cords hanging from them. But probably not.
Keep looking, tommyrot. You'll figure it out eventually.
Those are definitely not handcuffs. Deliberately not.
See, I don't like that pic, because the plain black bra stands out, as does that weird-ass belly corset. But I'm grumpy like that.
That belt is pretty weird. But I love the expression on her face. I don't like the one where she's wearing underwear into the bathtub. That's just odd.
Gotta say, Agent Provocateur has put a lot of unembellished lingerie out in this shoot. Which I tend to like more, but I'd gotten used to being an outlier on that topic.