See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2007 9:50:02 am PDT #8840 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Clive always looks good

His eyebrows look very tame, which is a new look. (Unless I'm thinking of the other actor I always confuse with Clive Owen -- and now I can't remember his name. Aggressive eyebrows, dark hair, was in that movie with the phone booth where there was a sniper who was going to shoot him if he hung up -- that actor.)

I'd rather look at these pictures of Maggie Gyllenhaal.

I will never, EVER, be strictly heterosexual. GUH.

And, uh, those aren't handcuffs.


sumi - Sep 06, 2007 9:51:18 am PDT #8841 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Colin Farrell?


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 9:51:52 am PDT #8842 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd rather look at these pictures of Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Um.... ah....

Me too.


Steph L. - Sep 06, 2007 9:52:43 am PDT #8843 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Colin Farrell?

YES! Eyebrow man! So maybe Clive Owen's eyebrows at Fashion Week were normal, after all.


Sue - Sep 06, 2007 9:58:21 am PDT #8844 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Yeah, Clive's eyebrows are usually pretty groomed. Maggie is pretty hot in those pics.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 9:59:26 am PDT #8845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those are definitely not handcuffs. Deliberately not.

Weirdos.

However, I need a world where I can look at her and Clive Owen. Let this never be a world without that.

We do Crow Pose sometimes in warmup. By "we" I mean "people who aren't me--you crazy???"


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 10:01:38 am PDT #8846 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Those are definitely not handcuffs. Deliberately not.

I had to look really close. Looks like there's something metallic in the part that wraps around the wrist. I was thinking maybe they're metal handcuffs with a cord lining, with cords hanging from them. But probably not.


Tom Scola - Sep 06, 2007 10:02:32 am PDT #8847 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Keep looking, tommyrot. You'll figure it out eventually.


juliana - Sep 06, 2007 10:03:27 am PDT #8848 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Those are definitely not handcuffs. Deliberately not.

See, I don't like that pic, because the plain black bra stands out, as does that weird-ass belly corset. But I'm grumpy like that.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 10:19:43 am PDT #8849 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That belt is pretty weird. But I love the expression on her face. I don't like the one where she's wearing underwear into the bathtub. That's just odd.

Gotta say, Agent Provocateur has put a lot of unembellished lingerie out in this shoot. Which I tend to like more, but I'd gotten used to being an outlier on that topic.