Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.

'Shindig'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 6:38:55 am PDT #8746 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you can find a single thing that everyone has in common, I will give you a cookie.

What kind of cookie? I prefer raisin oatmeal. Because I think you were all mammals.


megan walker - Sep 06, 2007 6:39:25 am PDT #8747 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Happy Birthday Nilly!!!


tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 6:40:38 am PDT #8748 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Because I think you were all mammals.

Jar-Jar isn't a mammal.


javachik - Sep 06, 2007 6:40:43 am PDT #8749 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

The nadia pinstriped skirt is beautiful! And you're getting such a great deal on the "another long black skirt" and it's crinkly! I don't think it counts as just another long black skirt. Nice, Ita!

I've always said that the secret to a good relationship is two bathrooms and two TVs. And now I add two Tivos.

Sing it.


Dana - Sep 06, 2007 6:41:07 am PDT #8750 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Because I think you were all mammals.

You know, I kind of doubt it. At least in terms of self-identification.


brenda m - Sep 06, 2007 6:41:21 am PDT #8751 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I made cookies last night. Dark chocolate with cappucino chips. I'm very popular here at work today.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 6:44:17 am PDT #8752 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At least in terms of self-identification.

That's the magic of being dictatorial. An end to self-identification.

Tommy--what is Jar Jar?

I don't think it counts as just another long black skirt.

Mine are all fundamentally different. I just think no one else actually notices. Now I'll definitely wear one in to work.

Hmm. Site didn't offer instore pickup. I wonder where I was remembering that from. Seems like a good way to get customers into your actual store, but maybe the profit on S&H is sufficient that there's no point, especially if they have to mess with standard stocking.


shrift - Sep 06, 2007 6:45:24 am PDT #8753 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Can I send my boyfriend to hang out in your chamber with you? He can't stop watching the US Open.

As long as he understands that he is not allowed to fidget or speak to me or otherwise do anything that might possibly annoy me, because that would mean sending your boyfriend back in a coffin. It's nothing personal!


Dana - Sep 06, 2007 6:46:08 am PDT #8754 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

That's the magic of being dictatorial. An end to self-identification.

If you're going to be dictatorial, you might as well just order me to bring you a cookie.

My favorite costume this year was probably the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 6:46:55 am PDT #8755 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you might as well just order me to bring you a cookie.

Cool! You can even skip the raisins if that's easier.

Okay, I gotta go take a pill and have a lie down. And then put on a long black skirt.