That's the magic of being dictatorial. An end to self-identification.
If you're going to be dictatorial, you might as well just order me to bring you a cookie.
My favorite costume this year was probably the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 06, 2007 6:46:08 am PDT #8754 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 6:46:55 am PDT #8755 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
you might as well just order me to bring you a cookie.
Cool! You can even skip the raisins if that's easier.
Okay, I gotta go take a pill and have a lie down. And then put on a long black skirt.
javachik - Sep 06, 2007 6:47:19 am PDT #8756 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
As long as he understands that he is not allowed to fidget or speak to me or otherwise do anything that might possibly annoy me, because that would mean sending your boyfriend back in a coffin. It's nothing personal!
He once broke up with a woman because she answered her cell at a Flyers game. You two will get along fine.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 6:50:11 am PDT #8757 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommy--what is Jar Jar?
Jar Jar Binks? From the Star Wars prequel trilogy?
(Someone went to DragonCon dressed as Jar Jar.)
§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 6:50:30 am PDT #8758 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Java, if you're dating my father (or, I guess, the transgendered cousin--talk about self-identification--that's the best way other than marriage to get boys in our family) I'll be totally weirded out.
§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 6:50:48 am PDT #8759 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jar Jar Binks? From the Star Wars prequel trilogy?
Yeah--if not mammal, what is he?
Sophia Brooks - Sep 06, 2007 6:53:19 am PDT #8760 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jar jar looks kind of like an amphibian to me, but what to I know!
I am having 2 teeth extracted in 2 1/2 hours. I need to stop googling, because my dentist told me it would be no big deal and I have a series of meetings tomorrow.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 6:53:22 am PDT #8761 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah--if not mammal, what is he?
I don't know why I totally misunderstood your question.
I'm gonna say reptile. (Since he's an amphibian.)
eta: Jar Jar amphibian x-post....
Kat - Sep 06, 2007 6:53:54 am PDT #8762 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Wheee! I just racked up more debt! I bought a new mac laptop since I have to surrender mine back to school soon. It's ridiculous for me to feel this qualmy about giving mine up, but I am. And it is the right thing to do to return it. So return it I shall.
But I ordered a mac laptop. OH FUCK. I just forgot my education discount. Off to call apple.
SuziQ - Sep 06, 2007 6:55:22 am PDT #8763 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Sophia - DH had 2 teeth extracted last Friday and I expected him to be miserable. He is a total wimp about this stuff. But he felt so much better afterwards. No pain, no whining....easy peasy.