I need an everything juicer. But I did research, like, years ago, and I can't be bothered to do it again now.
Kaylee: You're nice, too. Mal: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.
'Serenity'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Liese S. - Sep 05, 2007 7:24:12 am PDT #8491 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
bon bon - Sep 05, 2007 7:29:27 am PDT #8492 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
ita, I don't know anything about juicers, but I found this for you: [link]
Steph L. - Sep 05, 2007 7:29:40 am PDT #8493 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Octopuses are very smart. They are easily bored and require diversion. So at one aquarium they hit upon a solution - give the octopus a Mr. Potato Head filled with smelt.
The article is worth it just for the picture....
That is SO freaking cool!
§ ita § - Sep 05, 2007 7:31:56 am PDT #8494 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Toddson, how do you clean that juicer?
Toddson - Sep 05, 2007 7:33:05 am PDT #8495 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I know that locally - the zoo? - they had an octopus that they'd feed by dropping a jar with a screwtop lid filled with the food. The octopus would unscrew the jar to get the food. Obviously, Mr. Potatohead is more fun!
Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2007 7:34:31 am PDT #8496 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
We have a crazy heavy old school juicer which we have used approximately never. It lives in the laundry room with the dehydrator we've never used to make bannana chips or jerky.
Toddson - Sep 05, 2007 7:36:19 am PDT #8497 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
ita, the one I have (much simpler than the one I linked to) has a cone that you put the half-fruit on and a tray with a hole that the juice runs into. The parts that are used in the actual squeezing come out and can be washed. And I usually run a damp dishcloth over the rest of it, since the juice spatters a little (or, at least, it does for me - you may not have that problem). I like it because it's easy to use, easy to clean, and not complicated. Less strenuous than the ones where you do all the squeezing yourself.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 05, 2007 7:44:29 am PDT #8498 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Now I'm imagining an octopus using a juicer (orange halves in each tentacle).
Kathy A - Sep 05, 2007 7:49:42 am PDT #8499 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Remember the octopus bartender in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Now that was good use of all those tentacles!
Aims - Sep 05, 2007 7:51:00 am PDT #8500 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.