I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 05, 2007 7:31:56 am PDT #8494 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Toddson, how do you clean that juicer?


Toddson - Sep 05, 2007 7:33:05 am PDT #8495 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I know that locally - the zoo? - they had an octopus that they'd feed by dropping a jar with a screwtop lid filled with the food. The octopus would unscrew the jar to get the food. Obviously, Mr. Potatohead is more fun!


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2007 7:34:31 am PDT #8496 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We have a crazy heavy old school juicer which we have used approximately never. It lives in the laundry room with the dehydrator we've never used to make bannana chips or jerky.


Toddson - Sep 05, 2007 7:36:19 am PDT #8497 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ita, the one I have (much simpler than the one I linked to) has a cone that you put the half-fruit on and a tray with a hole that the juice runs into. The parts that are used in the actual squeezing come out and can be washed. And I usually run a damp dishcloth over the rest of it, since the juice spatters a little (or, at least, it does for me - you may not have that problem). I like it because it's easy to use, easy to clean, and not complicated. Less strenuous than the ones where you do all the squeezing yourself.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 05, 2007 7:44:29 am PDT #8498 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Now I'm imagining an octopus using a juicer (orange halves in each tentacle).


Kathy A - Sep 05, 2007 7:49:42 am PDT #8499 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Remember the octopus bartender in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Now that was good use of all those tentacles!


Aims - Sep 05, 2007 7:51:00 am PDT #8500 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! In response to U of M's loss last Saturday to Appalachain State:

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Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2007 8:02:44 am PDT #8501 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That was an insane game.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 05, 2007 8:08:13 am PDT #8502 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dear Lord, TwoP nearly broke my brain asking me to choose between Stephanie D'Abruzzo, Samantha Ferris, Anthony Stewart Head, Elizabeth Sladen, and two different appearances by George Takei for Best Guest Star.


askye - Sep 05, 2007 8:11:26 am PDT #8503 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

That's the college my FSIL graduated from last year!

At halftime during the Clemson/FSU game ESPN aired part of it off the local Appalachian State feed - it was so cool to hear the announcers going crazy and practically inarticulate. I need to see if there's a clip of it online so i can watch again.