Recipe for car-baked chocolate chip cookies: [link]

The interior of a car can reach 180 degrees on a hot sunny day. At that temp, car-cookies take 2 1/2 hours to bake.

You should so totally go to the TBS website and watch the Andy's Commute videos from My Boys.

Woo hoo Consuela! Are there pictures?

I am watching the Justin Timberlake concert from last night. Now, he has got his shit together. I wish he would give his ex a call. Still kind of waiting on his promised sexy, since he rarely rises above completely adorable.

Also, I am quitting the law and becoming a backup dancer.

I am quitting the law and becoming a backup dancer.

Will you need close body protection? I'd totally wear a shirt with SECURITY be-dazzled onto it, and I might be able to get you a 2 for 1 deal.

La, la, la... time to go to sleep on my lovely, new, modal sheets. In champagne (the color, not the drink). With added comfy new pillow, which I only got because the couple of cheapish ones I bought last week at Costco are not so great. I mean, they'll be OK as secondary pillows, but not primary.

Tonight I sleep in comfort!

Will you need close body protection?

Duh, I mean, isn't that the case with all backup dancers? Especially the ones asked to go on tour with Justin, as surely I will be?

We may have some squabbles over headsets, but as long as you're just dancing, we should be okay.

There is nothing like squeezing six lemons, sweetening the mix with agave, and then noticing a rogue silverfish has hari-kiried in your pitcher.

I'm so fucking pissed.

FNL season 2 sneak peak that aired after the repeat of the finale on Saturday. . . i.e., spoilery for season 2.

I figured this was coming when NBC broke with Itunes. NBC will sell shows via Amazon: [link]

What the NY Times article neglected to mention was that the videos sold on Amazon come with much more restrictive DRM than the iTunes store, and won't play on Macintoshes:

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