I'm afraid the trachea-crushing should be left to professionals. IIRC, I think the vet knicks the vocal cords under light anaesthesia, meaning the dog gets to go home the same day.
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Jul 29, 2007 8:41:20 am PDT #822 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Laga - Jul 29, 2007 8:48:31 am PDT #823 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I wonder if this technique would work on my roommate's girlfriend.
Steph L. - Jul 29, 2007 8:48:31 am PDT #824 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Helicopter hovering outside for the past ten minutes so close I can barely hear myself think: Dog does not even look up from the paw she's grooming.
Heh. The other night, The Boy's cat was napping sprawled out on the kitchen table, half on top of his cell phone.
(You MUST know what comes next....)
So we called his cell phone to see what the cat would do. We expected that she'd at least sit up, if not run away.
No, not this weird-ass cat. She did NOTHING except flick one ear, as if to say, "Doesn't sound like The Human is coming to answer this, so I'll just keep napping."
Even the dogs looked at each other like, "Does Cat #3 *know* that the small device is singing under its belly?" Weird freaking cat.
Tom Scola - Jul 29, 2007 8:58:13 am PDT #825 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Is the cat deaf?
Kristen - Jul 29, 2007 9:05:28 am PDT #826 of 10001
I'm not Kristen, but I play her on the internet. Seriously, I can't seem to log her out.
I'm reviewed on Huffington Post! Hooray!
Lee - Jul 29, 2007 9:18:32 am PDT #827 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Very cool, Not!Kristen.
Consuela - Jul 29, 2007 9:20:59 am PDT #828 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Wow, what a nice review, Allyson!
Rock on!
Kat - Jul 29, 2007 9:21:55 am PDT #829 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
She confused the Bronze and here which makes me giggle.
Um, is she the physicist's girlfriend? the one who wrote a buffy book?
Kevin - Jul 29, 2007 9:32:41 am PDT #830 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
Correct, Kat.
Steph L. - Jul 29, 2007 9:39:50 am PDT #831 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Is the cat deaf?
I don't think so. Besides, since she was lying on the phone, she would have felt it when it rang. She's just a weirdo.
I'm reviewed on Huffington Post! Hooray!
Right ON!!!