Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Megan E. - Jul 29, 2007 2:51:23 am PDT #796 of 10001

Wombapotamus is awesome.


sumi - Jul 29, 2007 2:54:33 am PDT #797 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I think I need a penguin teaboy.


Theodosia - Jul 29, 2007 2:59:52 am PDT #798 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I printed out my schedule for this week, so I'm feeling all kinds of accomplished for this morning. Next I call in to Unemployment to tell them that I looked for work this week....


sumi - Jul 29, 2007 3:05:04 am PDT #799 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

They're open on Sunday?

TV Squad's Comicon Whedon Panel report (should this go in - various places? Movies, Other Media, Buffy-Angel thread?)


Kevin - Jul 29, 2007 3:14:50 am PDT #800 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Hah. I just got another text message which reads simply: 'Ripper'.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 29, 2007 3:44:07 am PDT #801 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

David! The Memphis Flyer just namechecked your Oxford American review of Mike McCarthy movies.

I am freshly back from the Ozarks, which I can now prove to be magic mountains because:
(1) I drove up a winding mountain road behind a slow-moving truck and instead of grinding my teeth and swearing, I relaxed and enjoyed the scenery.
(2) I had no internet connection for the better part of 2 days and was fine with that.
(3) At the only point in yesterday's drive down the mountain wherein I encountered more than one oncoming car, a herd of deer crossed the road as we converged. And then turned around to watch us from the tree line as if amazed by the presence of more than one person.
(4) The restaurant at the Ozark Folk Center has cured bacon that tastes better than regular bacon.


Theodosia - Jul 29, 2007 3:48:30 am PDT #802 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

They're open on Sunday?

They have an automated call-in system that you annoyingly have to wait through long paragraphs of "yes, I made three contacts this week" and so on before you hit the 'yes' button. And they stagger what day you call in so that it evens out and doesn't put a burden on the system, so my day is Sunday....


brenda m - Jul 29, 2007 4:19:46 am PDT #803 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Security priorities are seriously out of whack at my house.

Five-pound terrier walks down hall, as it has done several times a day for the past year: Furious, enraged barking. SAfe.

Helicopter hovering outside for the past ten minutes so close I can barely hear myself think: Dog does not even look up from the paw she's grooming. This could be serious! Hasn't she seen Red Dawn ?


tommyrot - Jul 29, 2007 4:24:24 am PDT #804 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's this guy in Evanston who drives a custom van. On the side in the back, beneath the windows it's got a smaller window that's just big enough for a medium-sized dog's head to stick out. So he drives around with the dog sticking its head out the window, and the dog is just barking continuously at everything it sees.

I once saw a woman driving a car with a sunroof, and her dog had its head out the sunroof and the dog was looking in all directions and barking at everything.

I wonder what these dogs are thinking. "Reality - it moves. Must bark at it!"


Theodosia - Jul 29, 2007 4:35:25 am PDT #805 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I saw a Yorkie run through an agility test once -- he did excellently, actually, which is hard for a little dog, because for instance he had to run all the way up to the end of the teeter-totter in order for his slight weight to tip it down.

He BARKED the entire time. At the top of his small lungs. So I guess it's like breathing for some dogs.