And I myself will be wearing pink taffeta as chenille would not go with my complexion.

Giles ,'Touched'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Aug 31, 2007 8:22:14 am PDT #7886 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

What are they doing to these poor animals that they're turning into bread??

Maybe they're just coating them with breadcrumbs?


Aims - Aug 31, 2007 8:22:32 am PDT #7887 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

They're definitely not pets; they just loaf around.

To say the yeast.


Kathy A - Aug 31, 2007 8:23:45 am PDT #7888 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

With pets, it's always "knead knead knead," why don't they "give give give"?


Nutty - Aug 31, 2007 8:25:10 am PDT #7889 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I knew that could get a rise out of you all.

New York Times: source of the best punnyshment.


SuziQ - Aug 31, 2007 8:25:17 am PDT #7890 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

To say the yeast.

Have you not read the thread header?


Daisy Jane - Aug 31, 2007 8:27:37 am PDT #7891 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was looking through some old messages to see if I could find some particularly harrowing loan stories. This one, for a borrower who doesn't understand mortgages or mortgage terminology, would definately send them into default.

I spoke to [redacted] the [redacted] this week and she told me about a new product she is seeing called Option Arms.

The way the work is the borrower is given a payment coupon with three different payment options; a 30 year amortization (the high payment) an Interest Only (the medium payment) and a Negative Amortization (the low payment) Many borrowers will opt for the lowest payment, the negative amortization.

The lender will allow the borrowers to pay this until they hit 115% loan to value. At that point the lender requires a full payment based on a 30 year amortization. The borrower can't afford this new payment and since they now owe 115% of the value of the home they can't sell or re-fi and they lose the house


Kathy A - Aug 31, 2007 8:27:48 am PDT #7892 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That thread header just says we could avoid puns; it doesn't say we will!!


Glamcookie - Aug 31, 2007 8:29:56 am PDT #7893 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

They're definitely not pets; they just loaf around.

To say the yeast.

Any more puns and you guys are toast!


Aims - Aug 31, 2007 8:31:57 am PDT #7894 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What got you all crusty today?


BigDuluth - Aug 31, 2007 8:32:04 am PDT #7895 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Mr. Jane said that yesterday they had an alligator farm in Cutoff, LA which I drove through back in the Search for Gas in South Louisiana adventure of Aught Four

Mhmm they had to stick a finger up the aligators butt to "sex" it. The jokes from there just write themselves. Please pretend I said something witty here.