What are they doing to these poor animals that they're turning into bread??
Maybe they're just coating them with breadcrumbs?
Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Aug 31, 2007 8:22:14 am PDT #7886 of 10001
hwæt
Aims - Aug 31, 2007 8:22:32 am PDT #7887 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
They're definitely not pets; they just loaf around.
To say the yeast.
Kathy A - Aug 31, 2007 8:23:45 am PDT #7888 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
With pets, it's always "knead knead knead," why don't they "give give give"?
Nutty - Aug 31, 2007 8:25:10 am PDT #7889 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I knew that could get a rise out of you all.
New York Times: source of the best punnyshment.
SuziQ - Aug 31, 2007 8:25:17 am PDT #7890 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
To say the yeast.
Have you not read the thread header?
Daisy Jane - Aug 31, 2007 8:27:37 am PDT #7891 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I was looking through some old messages to see if I could find some particularly harrowing loan stories. This one, for a borrower who doesn't understand mortgages or mortgage terminology, would definately send them into default.
I spoke to [redacted] the [redacted] this week and she told me about a new product she is seeing called Option Arms.
The way the work is the borrower is given a payment coupon with three different payment options; a 30 year amortization (the high payment) an Interest Only (the medium payment) and a Negative Amortization (the low payment) Many borrowers will opt for the lowest payment, the negative amortization.
The lender will allow the borrowers to pay this until they hit 115% loan to value. At that point the lender requires a full payment based on a 30 year amortization. The borrower can't afford this new payment and since they now owe 115% of the value of the home they can't sell or re-fi and they lose the house
Kathy A - Aug 31, 2007 8:27:48 am PDT #7892 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
That thread header just says we could avoid puns; it doesn't say we will!!
Glamcookie - Aug 31, 2007 8:29:56 am PDT #7893 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
They're definitely not pets; they just loaf around.
To say the yeast.
Any more puns and you guys are toast!
Aims - Aug 31, 2007 8:31:57 am PDT #7894 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What got you all crusty today?
BigDuluth - Aug 31, 2007 8:32:04 am PDT #7895 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Mr. Jane said that yesterday they had an alligator farm in Cutoff, LA which I drove through back in the Search for Gas in South Louisiana adventure of Aught Four
Mhmm they had to stick a finger up the aligators butt to "sex" it. The jokes from there just write themselves. Please pretend I said something witty here.