That thread header just says we could avoid puns; it doesn't say we will!!
Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.
'Sleeper'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Aug 31, 2007 8:27:48 am PDT #7892 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Glamcookie - Aug 31, 2007 8:29:56 am PDT #7893 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
They're definitely not pets; they just loaf around.
To say the yeast.
Any more puns and you guys are toast!
Aims - Aug 31, 2007 8:31:57 am PDT #7894 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What got you all crusty today?
BigDuluth - Aug 31, 2007 8:32:04 am PDT #7895 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Mr. Jane said that yesterday they had an alligator farm in Cutoff, LA which I drove through back in the Search for Gas in South Louisiana adventure of Aught Four
Mhmm they had to stick a finger up the aligators butt to "sex" it. The jokes from there just write themselves. Please pretend I said something witty here.
sarameg - Aug 31, 2007 8:32:10 am PDT #7896 of 10001
I'm kinda with megan. Just how much responsibility doesn't lie with the person defaulting? Do we give a pass for stupidity? Easily intimidated by fast talking people so you sign fast? It's not fair that some people were bamboozled. Unfortunately, it was more or less legal. So fix the industry so that can't happen anymore and prosecute the less legal aspects.
tommyrot - Aug 31, 2007 8:33:11 am PDT #7897 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you put butter on a bread animal, will it always land butter-side down?
Daisy Jane - Aug 31, 2007 8:33:59 am PDT #7898 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Did you know alligators like cheerios?
sarameg - Aug 31, 2007 8:34:26 am PDT #7899 of 10001
I know they like marshmallows.
Stephanie - Aug 31, 2007 8:34:34 am PDT #7900 of 10001
Trust my rage
Wow, DJ, that's awful! It seems intended to take people's money and then take the house.
However, I do find myself wondering how the person is really harmed. I mean, they will lose the house, but they got to live in a house they couldn't afford for a few years and pay rent below what the house was worth.
(Not that I'm defending this practice. I'm sure having your house foreclosed on is extremely traumatic, no matter how little you paid to get in there.)
eta: Crazy natter juxtaposition of the ethics of sub-prime lending and bread puns!
BigDuluth - Aug 31, 2007 8:36:13 am PDT #7901 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Did you know alligators like cheerios?
A fact probably discovered by tax-funded goverment researchers.