Chris Farley would've been a good one. Rob Schnider?
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 8:49:21 am PDT #7747 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 8:50:21 am PDT #7748 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Has anyone flown with a lighter since the TSA lifted the ban? Is it just like old times, or does the TSA expect some kind of special handling of lighters like the bag of OMGliquids?
I followed the advice of Jesse? Somebody here I think, and just put it in my pocket.
sarameg - Aug 30, 2007 8:52:58 am PDT #7749 of 10001
I never stopped.... that said, I have no idea where you are supposed to keep it. Only in Kansas city did I lose a lighter, and that's because I didn't put it away. I used to smuggle 'em through in a little metal-meshed zippy makeup bag where I also kept the illicit hand lotion, hand sanitizer and vaseline. Yes, I am my best argument against these stupidass rules.
megan walker - Aug 30, 2007 8:54:13 am PDT #7750 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I've flown a number of times in the last few months and half the time I forget to even take out my bag of OMG liquids and they never noticed.
Will Ferrell is a good one, thanks Vortex.
shrift - Aug 30, 2007 8:55:46 am PDT #7751 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, I totally hid mine in my pocket last time, except the TSA lifted the ban on common lighters earlier this month.
Hmm:
Q. Does your lighter need to be in a baggie since it contains liquid?
A. No. TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.
Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2007 9:00:57 am PDT #7752 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OK, the front page on CNN is the awning of my building.
This is getting less funny.
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 9:01:42 am PDT #7753 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.
Awww... "harmonizes" - that's so warm and fuzzy.
TSA - Now With Common-Sense!!!
Vortex - Aug 30, 2007 9:02:16 am PDT #7754 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Will Ferrell is a good one, thanks Vortex.
no prob. I just thought -- who was in the last ridiculously stupid movie that made a lot of money? :)
tiggy - Aug 30, 2007 9:03:46 am PDT #7755 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
man, today can bite me. i'm ready to go home.
Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 9:04:40 am PDT #7756 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
TSA's common-sense approach
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!