Chris Farley would've been a good one. Rob Schnider?
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 8:49:21 am PDT #7747 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 8:50:21 am PDT #7748 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Has anyone flown with a lighter since the TSA lifted the ban? Is it just like old times, or does the TSA expect some kind of special handling of lighters like the bag of OMGliquids?
I followed the advice of Jesse? Somebody here I think, and just put it in my pocket.
sarameg - Aug 30, 2007 8:52:58 am PDT #7749 of 10001
I never stopped.... that said, I have no idea where you are supposed to keep it. Only in Kansas city did I lose a lighter, and that's because I didn't put it away. I used to smuggle 'em through in a little metal-meshed zippy makeup bag where I also kept the illicit hand lotion, hand sanitizer and vaseline. Yes, I am my best argument against these stupidass rules.
megan walker - Aug 30, 2007 8:54:13 am PDT #7750 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I've flown a number of times in the last few months and half the time I forget to even take out my bag of OMG liquids and they never noticed.
Will Ferrell is a good one, thanks Vortex.
shrift - Aug 30, 2007 8:55:46 am PDT #7751 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, I totally hid mine in my pocket last time, except the TSA lifted the ban on common lighters earlier this month.
Hmm:
Q. Does your lighter need to be in a baggie since it contains liquid?
A. No. TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.
Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2007 9:00:57 am PDT #7752 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OK, the front page on CNN is the awning of my building.
This is getting less funny.
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 9:01:42 am PDT #7753 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.
Awww... "harmonizes" - that's so warm and fuzzy.
TSA - Now With Common-Sense!!!
Vortex - Aug 30, 2007 9:02:16 am PDT #7754 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Will Ferrell is a good one, thanks Vortex.
no prob. I just thought -- who was in the last ridiculously stupid movie that made a lot of money? :)
tiggy - Aug 30, 2007 9:03:46 am PDT #7755 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
man, today can bite me. i'm ready to go home.
Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 9:04:40 am PDT #7756 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
TSA's common-sense approach
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!