Prepare to uncouple -- uncouple.

Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 30, 2007 6:27:07 am PDT #7706 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Good toilet tissue to replace the shreddy molecule-thick wood pulp the hotel will provide!


Dana - Aug 30, 2007 6:27:28 am PDT #7707 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Good toilet tissue to replace the shreddy molecule-thick wood pulp the hotel will provide!

Wow, you're a committed traveler.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 30, 2007 6:30:46 am PDT #7708 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It's a pet peeve. I bought a four-pack of Charmin for our room in Atlanta.

Hey, does anyone have suggestions for how to prepare shallots to go with chicken Kiev or oven-roasted fish? I impulse bought a few last week, but ti doesn't look like I can justify buying a roast anytime soon.


shrift - Aug 30, 2007 6:36:49 am PDT #7709 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Wow, you're a committed traveler.

See, I'm a contingency planner, and I don't even bring toilet paper unless I'm going somewhere that might not have any.


hippocampus - Aug 30, 2007 6:40:35 am PDT #7710 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Hey, does anyone have suggestions for how to prepare shallots to go with chicken Kiev or oven-roasted fish?

Matt - check Mark Bittman on the NYTimes site. I've done one of his recipes that could be good with fish - cut the shallots in half, sautee in olive oil with garlic (and eggplant, I think - but you could skip that). I'm pretty sure you could also halve them and pan roast them face down in some olive oil and sea salt.


Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 6:41:12 am PDT #7711 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's no point in buying something monogrammed for a couple with different last names, right? I mean, putting each of their initials is weird -- looks like someone else's initials -- and just putting one initial on a "household" gift is shitty, too, I think.


brenda m - Aug 30, 2007 6:43:44 am PDT #7712 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Vortex thinks more like I do. I check for phone, tickets, ID and money, and the rest can go hang.


Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 6:47:41 am PDT #7713 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Jesse. You could do each of their last initials, interlocking.

My friend is doing this for her friend's wedding invitations. K and J in gold, interlocking over a red fleur-de-lis.


Dana - Aug 30, 2007 6:53:13 am PDT #7714 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have phone, boarding pass, ID, and money. And pajamas.

Last call on items that should be in my suitcase! I need to leave in about five minutes.


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 6:54:12 am PDT #7715 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is really depressing. [link] Also, really amazing, in a "how is this allowed to continue?" kind of way....

From Mother Jones. Boing Boing describes the article:

Mother Jones has a long, chilling feature on The Judge Rotenberg Education Center, a private radical behavior-modification school based in Canton, Mass. The school is run by a rogue behaviorist who uses discredited "punishment" techniques -- electroshock -- on children as young as nine to change their personalities. Matthew Israel, the school's $400,000/year executive director, straps homemade, overpowered shock apparatus to children (including severely autistic and retarded kids) and has his staff administer strong shocks for even minor infractions. Some children have been shocked thousands of times a day, and several children have died at the school.

Eight states send troubled children to the school, where "high functioning" kids are "educated" by being sat in front of computers all day, running through automated tutorial programs. Talking, fidgeting, or acting out during this "school" time is punished with shocks. Some kids' shock apparatus misfires, shocking them without any provocation. The staff are instructed to activate the shock apparatus out of sight of the children, so that they can't mentally or physically prepare for it.

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