What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Aug 30, 2007 6:53:13 am PDT #7714 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have phone, boarding pass, ID, and money. And pajamas.

Last call on items that should be in my suitcase! I need to leave in about five minutes.


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 6:54:12 am PDT #7715 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is really depressing. [link] Also, really amazing, in a "how is this allowed to continue?" kind of way....

From Mother Jones. Boing Boing describes the article:

Mother Jones has a long, chilling feature on The Judge Rotenberg Education Center, a private radical behavior-modification school based in Canton, Mass. The school is run by a rogue behaviorist who uses discredited "punishment" techniques -- electroshock -- on children as young as nine to change their personalities. Matthew Israel, the school's $400,000/year executive director, straps homemade, overpowered shock apparatus to children (including severely autistic and retarded kids) and has his staff administer strong shocks for even minor infractions. Some children have been shocked thousands of times a day, and several children have died at the school.

Eight states send troubled children to the school, where "high functioning" kids are "educated" by being sat in front of computers all day, running through automated tutorial programs. Talking, fidgeting, or acting out during this "school" time is punished with shocks. Some kids' shock apparatus misfires, shocking them without any provocation. The staff are instructed to activate the shock apparatus out of sight of the children, so that they can't mentally or physically prepare for it.

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Dana - Aug 30, 2007 7:00:37 am PDT #7716 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Okay, I'm off! DRAGONCON!


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 7:00:58 am PDT #7717 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have fun!


Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 7:10:27 am PDT #7718 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have fun!!

Jesse. You could do each of their last initials, interlocking.

Oh yeah, that could be nice.


flea - Aug 30, 2007 7:10:37 am PDT #7719 of 10001
information libertarian

Ve haf ze NASALCROM!

Thanks, folks. I will do some testing. I can has science experiment in own head!


bon bon - Aug 30, 2007 7:32:08 am PDT #7720 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Hey, does anyone have suggestions for how to prepare shallots to go with chicken Kiev or oven-roasted fish? I impulse bought a few last week, but ti doesn't look like I can justify buying a roast anytime soon.

There's another Bittman recipe that's a favorite of mine-- caramelized shallots (also works with pearl onions). Melt three tbsp of butter in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add a couple dozen peeled shallots to the melted butter and cook until they brown, about ten minutes. Sprinkle with 2 tbsp of sugar, stir. Add a cup of stock/white wine/water, raise heat to medium high. Cook until the liquid is almost completely evaporated. Stir in a tbsp of balsamic or other vinegar and cook another minute until the onions are syrupy.

One caution: this is not a recipe for dates or other social occasions.


shrift - Aug 30, 2007 7:35:24 am PDT #7721 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have discovered that an infection along the nail bed of your fingers or toes is called paronychia. Oh joy.


Cashmere - Aug 30, 2007 7:43:14 am PDT #7722 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I will do some testing. I can has science experiment in own head!

I'm looking forward to the results! DH developed seaonal allergies as an adult and it was difficult for him to figure out what he wanted to treat it with. He uses Tylenol allergies/sinus most of the time.

I always hated how the jelly started soaking into the bread before I could eat the sandwich for lunch. Has anyone invented anything to deal with that yet?

Jesse's solution is a good one. I tend to use less PB for the kids because they can't handle the thickness. I've also found that the quality of the bread and the liquidity of the jelly matters. I prefer jam, in small amounts (less than 2 teaspoons) to compliment about 1 tbsp of peanut butter. And the bread is Sara Lee, wholegrain, soft white. I'm very particular about my PB&J because my mom sent me to a babysitter who was too cheap to buy peanut butter--we just had jelly sandwiches on thin, stale bread.

I beat a 15 minute mile at the gym today! 14:58, to be exact. Which doesn't sound very fast but it's what I could walk it in college and that was 17 years, 40lbs, 2 knee surgeries and two kids ago.


brenda m - Aug 30, 2007 7:44:34 am PDT #7723 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Put peanut butter on both sides, with the jelly in the middle? I kind of like when it soaks through a bit, so I'm just making that up, really.