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bon bon - Aug 29, 2007 10:23:55 am PDT #7537 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Well, since posting is light, I will note two things I learned from my two-day vacation to New Jersey. One, I advise everyone who likes amusement parks to go to ones where you can skip the line. Honestly, the Flash Pass thing at Six Flags was like $30 a person and totally worth it. Can you imagine a day with roller coasters, but without hassle and line douchebags? I CAN! I kind of want to go back right now.

Two, if you get a hotel room, rent a car, go to an amusement park, get parking and gas and have dinner all in a two day period, Citibank will flag your account, I guess, and you will come home to a call asking you to verify all these purchases. VACATION OVER.

DavidS - Aug 29, 2007 10:27:43 am PDT #7538 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Has he met Michael Vick?

Should he put Michael Vick in his lap instead of a panda?

Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 10:32:53 am PDT #7539 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Stress has settled into my lower back and sunk its teeth into my spine about the reading and just what I'm supposed to talk about.

There's supposed to be a Q&A, but since it'll mostly be my friends, there will be awkward silence.

Then a signing, but they already have signed copies.

So, um, we will eat cake.

Dana - Aug 29, 2007 10:36:04 am PDT #7540 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

but since it'll mostly be my friends, there will be awkward silence.

No, they're your friends and they want you to do well, and they're smart people, so they will have questions even if no one else does. Which is very unlikely.

sarameg - Aug 29, 2007 10:36:12 am PDT #7541 of 10001

3/4 of my face is numb and will remain so for the near future. My facial nerves have been declared "wacky."

I'm still eeyore and would like to just get over it already.

Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 10:37:43 am PDT #7542 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'll take heckling. Heckling would be okay, too.

Scrappy - Aug 29, 2007 10:40:22 am PDT #7543 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I will come with a couple of questions. I promise I will ask them if it seems as if there will be silence WHICH WILL SO NOT HAPPEN.

sarameg - Aug 29, 2007 10:40:37 am PDT #7544 of 10001

but since it'll mostly be my friends, there will be awkward silence.

I'm rather disbelieving this is even remotely possible unless you started out with "I really hate you all" and even then, it'd end up in hilarity and people not shutting up.

Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 10:40:48 am PDT #7545 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You can have TWO PIECES of cake.

DavidS - Aug 29, 2007 10:41:18 am PDT #7546 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

paperdol, I recommend bringing props. It always helps to wave something around like a wee Angel puppet man.

Or a picture of Nilly. Or F2F t-shirt. Or something.

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