I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Aug 29, 2007 10:36:04 am PDT #7540 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

but since it'll mostly be my friends, there will be awkward silence.

No, they're your friends and they want you to do well, and they're smart people, so they will have questions even if no one else does. Which is very unlikely.


sarameg - Aug 29, 2007 10:36:12 am PDT #7541 of 10001

3/4 of my face is numb and will remain so for the near future. My facial nerves have been declared "wacky."

I'm still eeyore and would like to just get over it already.


Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 10:37:43 am PDT #7542 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'll take heckling. Heckling would be okay, too.


Scrappy - Aug 29, 2007 10:40:22 am PDT #7543 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I will come with a couple of questions. I promise I will ask them if it seems as if there will be silence WHICH WILL SO NOT HAPPEN.


sarameg - Aug 29, 2007 10:40:37 am PDT #7544 of 10001

but since it'll mostly be my friends, there will be awkward silence.

I'm rather disbelieving this is even remotely possible unless you started out with "I really hate you all" and even then, it'd end up in hilarity and people not shutting up.


Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 10:40:48 am PDT #7545 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You can have TWO PIECES of cake.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2007 10:41:18 am PDT #7546 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

paperdol, I recommend bringing props. It always helps to wave something around like a wee Angel puppet man.

Or a picture of Nilly. Or F2F t-shirt. Or something.


Burrell - Aug 29, 2007 10:45:37 am PDT #7547 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

but since it'll mostly be my friends, there will be awkward silence.

Yeah, because we're usually such a quiet bunch.

My babysitter can't make it Saturday, but I'm sure we can get my MiL to watch the kids. Otherwise they might come up to you during the reading and pet your hair and tell you you look just like a princess.


Allyson - Aug 29, 2007 10:46:23 am PDT #7548 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have gift bags for everyone, so maybe that'll help?


tommyrot - Aug 29, 2007 10:46:54 am PDT #7549 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or a picture of Nilly.

::am now earwormed with The Who singing "Pictures of Nilly"::