Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 29, 2007 7:27:29 am PDT #7481 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was eating my split-the-difference lunch: lean cuisine chili with doritos and a diet coke.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2007 7:30:30 am PDT #7482 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What's wrong with you people? Where did the posting go?

IM?

My Morning Jacket Report:

My editor at Oxford American really likes my Dan Hicks article. I have to finish my edits this morning. But I will be in their prestigious music issue.

EM reported that she got the full nearly adolescent tap dance from Emmett. "Don't drop me off too close to school. Okay you can come in. On second thought, stop right there."

She noted that she wasn't alone in this new Middle School ritual.

Matilda is being the Destroyer of Sleep.

The Bay Bridge is closed all weekend and I have to drive to freakin' Manteca for Emmett's last tournament of the season. Worse, we've got an 8am game on Saturday. To get there for 7am warmups we'll have to leave at 5:30 am! Scheiss!


Glamcookie - Aug 29, 2007 7:33:08 am PDT #7483 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

EM reported that she got the full nearly adolescent tap dance from Emmett. "Don't drop me off too close to school. Okay you can come in. On second thought, stop right there."

Aw, he's growing up. I remember when I was a freshman in high school my mom dropped me off every morning and she'd wait until I was almost at the door and then honk and wave. Embarrassing! She found it hysterical and did it every day, much to my dismay. Now I'm glad she did cause it's a nice, funny memory.


Dana - Aug 29, 2007 7:34:42 am PDT #7484 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I was eating my lunch. It was from the same batch of leftovers as yesterday. Now it is gone, and I am sad.


shrift - Aug 29, 2007 7:42:22 am PDT #7485 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

What's wrong with you people? Where did the posting go?

I left to get some pad see eiw. They gave me such a giant serving that it will be lunch tomorrow, and possibly also a snack before I leave for the airport later that afternoon.


§ ita § - Aug 29, 2007 7:45:20 am PDT #7486 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am beyond sleepy (painkiller hangover) and don't think I'll get to nap.

GUH-RONK.

When one says Bronze Age, for instance, what order of size is the Age? What age are we in now? Silicon?

How do I heal my plantar fascitis? Owie.

Okay, back to meeting. Sitting across the table from boss.


DavidS - Aug 29, 2007 7:46:23 am PDT #7487 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When one says Bronze Age, for instance, what order of size is the Age?

Greeks and Romans?

I think we're still in the Age of Aquarius. Or the Industrial Age.


sarameg - Aug 29, 2007 7:46:50 am PDT #7488 of 10001

I am being unbelievably eeyoreish and am attempting to keep it to myself.


shrift - Aug 29, 2007 7:47:02 am PDT #7489 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

"I suspect that world peace and harmony would come about in weeks if people just got to put pandas on their laps every few months." [link]

Oh, Neil Gaiman. HEART.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 29, 2007 7:48:33 am PDT #7490 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

How do I heal my plantar fascitis? Owie.

My boss the ortho nurse suggested I vary my shoes every day and wear 1 1/2 to 2" wedge heels and it has really helped