You should move to a place where nothing bad will ever happen.
Sometimes I just want to yoink the soapbox out from under these people and watch them do the Scooby Doo legs in midair until they fall on the asses they are talking out of.
What is your childhood trauma?
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Aug 27, 2007 10:50:26 am PDT #7072 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Holli - Aug 27, 2007 10:51:52 am PDT #7073 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
sidles in the door
Isn't there a map, somewhere on the internets, plotting out the various natural disasters that befall different bits of the country? I just remember that the only place without anything really bad was Utah, so whoever made the map wrote in "Mormons" for its natural disaster.
Also! Hi.
Dana - Aug 27, 2007 10:53:46 am PDT #7074 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I just remember that the only place without anything really bad was Utah
Clearly they forgot all of the snow.
tommyrot - Aug 27, 2007 10:54:40 am PDT #7075 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah. And that big lake with all salt in it.
Trudy Booth - Aug 27, 2007 10:54:59 am PDT #7076 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The Quarter, of course, always having been totally representative of the city as a whole.
Well, sure, its like Times Square in New York. See one Broadway show and pay twice as much at the Applebee's and you can tell me all about my city!
No, wait, I forgot the trip to Ground Zero. They even use a subway for that. I'm always tempted to give them the wrong directions when they ask me "How do you get to Ground Zero?"
(Of course, the problem is that most of the people who SAY these things come from places where the mall is a pretty good indicaton of the entire resident culture...)
Toddson - Aug 27, 2007 11:11:24 am PDT #7077 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
We have Congress.
Fred Pete - Aug 27, 2007 11:14:28 am PDT #7078 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
And we're due for another 2-foot snow storm sometime around the winter of 2010.
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2007 11:15:02 am PDT #7079 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson, I'm saying this as someone who has shopping phobia and needs to gain weight: you're very pretty. Please try and remember that as you shop. I hope you can avail yourself of Robin's help. She's very wise.
amych - Aug 27, 2007 11:15:53 am PDT #7080 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Randomly, I just got my first CI test recipe, and I'm ridiculously chuffed.
Also, I just got my first bitching-out of the year from a student who was looking for his online course materials in the wrong course site. I think I shall make a lovely cake and test how well it smashes in firstname.lastname@looniversity.edu's face. There must be a place in the test recipe thingy to report those results, yes?
Toddson - Aug 27, 2007 11:17:45 am PDT #7081 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
paperdol, you ARE pretty. And you're smart. And you can write. So rely on Robin and anyone else who offers real help.