Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Aug 27, 2007 10:05:06 am PDT #7048 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Skinny people don't get it, and that's all I've got.

I don't mean to sound ungrateful.


Allyson - Aug 27, 2007 10:05:43 am PDT #7049 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have Xanax. But I'm driving, so that's not so good.


Cashmere - Aug 27, 2007 10:08:12 am PDT #7050 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I have Xanax. But I'm driving, so that's not so good.

Get a shopping buddy/designated driver. I feel your pain--shopping for clothes is an emotionally draining experience for me, too, and never good for my self esteem.

I hope you find something that makes you feel fabulous.


Dana - Aug 27, 2007 10:08:59 am PDT #7051 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't know when the reading is, so I don't know how much time you have. Can you break the shopping up into small chunks? Spend only an hour a time at it? And then have some ice cream afterward?


Toddson - Aug 27, 2007 10:09:30 am PDT #7052 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I loved the Daleks - some of the costumes were really good. But this made me laugh out loud.


Allyson - Aug 27, 2007 10:10:13 am PDT #7053 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think it's one of those things where I'll have to take a great big deep breath, run in, find the nearest thing in black that promises to make me invisible, hand over the macy's gift card, and run back out.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 27, 2007 10:10:38 am PDT #7054 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suspect I may be a bit late getting home tonight: [link]

Note that the bridge that's suddenly going to be hit with double its usual traffic load (including all the 18 wheelers that use I-40 to cross the South) got a 44 on the condition test that the I-35 bridge in Minneapolis got a 50 on two years ago.


Allyson - Aug 27, 2007 10:11:10 am PDT #7055 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's on Saturday, Dana. I've been shoppingfearprocrastinating for weeks.


Toddson - Aug 27, 2007 10:12:16 am PDT #7056 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

paperdol, if you don't have a friend who can drive you and help you keep calm, can you find one to act as a personal shopper? or find a store that'll help you - I know some have personal shoppers who'll help at no additional charge. Failing that, maybe look online and see if you can get some ideas, pick up stuff, try it on at home, and return what doesn't work.


Scrappy - Aug 27, 2007 10:12:20 am PDT #7057 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Paperdol-- You have NO sense of how you actually look, so you need to get someone to shop with you. I love shopping for people, so I could do that sometime this week--just not today or Tuesday. E me if you want me to go to Macy's (or wherever) with you.