Miss Teen South Carolina got THIRD RUNNER UP in Miss Teen USA??
stares at computer screen, mouth agape
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"Recent polls have shown that your average teen pagaent competitor is as dumb as a box of rhino turds. Why do you think that is?"
Travers: Perhaps you'll favor us with a demonstration while we're here. Buffy: You mean, like, right now? 'Cause, already had my recommended daily dose of fights tonight.
'Potential'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Aug 27, 2007 9:36:28 am PDT #7044 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Allyson - Aug 27, 2007 10:00:50 am PDT #7045 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm having a small panic attack thinking about buying something nice to wear for the reading. I can't go into clothing stores without getting mildly ill, and I can barely look at myself in a full length mirror.
What do i do to calm down?
I don't want to be panicked and lost in self-loathing before the reading, yet I have no way to feel confident in clothing. It's already starting and I'm losing my shit.
Dana - Aug 27, 2007 10:02:55 am PDT #7046 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Do you have someone who can go shopping with you?
Cashmere - Aug 27, 2007 10:04:29 am PDT #7047 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
And who has a prescription for Xanex?
Allyson - Aug 27, 2007 10:05:06 am PDT #7048 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Skinny people don't get it, and that's all I've got.
I don't mean to sound ungrateful.
Allyson - Aug 27, 2007 10:05:43 am PDT #7049 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I have Xanax. But I'm driving, so that's not so good.
Cashmere - Aug 27, 2007 10:08:12 am PDT #7050 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I have Xanax. But I'm driving, so that's not so good.
Get a shopping buddy/designated driver. I feel your pain--shopping for clothes is an emotionally draining experience for me, too, and never good for my self esteem.
I hope you find something that makes you feel fabulous.
Dana - Aug 27, 2007 10:08:59 am PDT #7051 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I don't know when the reading is, so I don't know how much time you have. Can you break the shopping up into small chunks? Spend only an hour a time at it? And then have some ice cream afterward?
Toddson - Aug 27, 2007 10:09:30 am PDT #7052 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I loved the Daleks - some of the costumes were really good. But this made me laugh out loud.
Allyson - Aug 27, 2007 10:10:13 am PDT #7053 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think it's one of those things where I'll have to take a great big deep breath, run in, find the nearest thing in black that promises to make me invisible, hand over the macy's gift card, and run back out.