I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 27, 2007 7:40:41 am PDT #7019 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You're supposed to go into rehab first, then find Jesus. He skipped a step.

Nah, that was a smart move on his part. Before he could go into rehab, he'd have to have a drug or drinking problem first. He probably realized that might lead to him being eaten by his dogs.


Vortex - Aug 27, 2007 7:41:53 am PDT #7020 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Before he could go into rehab, he'd have to have a drug or drinking problem first.

no, you can go to rehab for racism or excessive anger.


Tom Scola - Aug 27, 2007 7:42:29 am PDT #7021 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Before he could go into rehab, he'd have to have a drug or drinking problem first.

Pffft. Since when did that become a requirement?


shrift - Aug 27, 2007 7:43:45 am PDT #7022 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

When people talk about finding Jesus, I always want to ask them, "Was he in the last place you looked?"


§ ita § - Aug 27, 2007 7:56:28 am PDT #7023 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't forget homophobia! They can rehab you out of that too.


Dana - Aug 27, 2007 8:02:47 am PDT #7024 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Things I really, really didn't know:

In 1989, a British director made a film adaptation of Britten's "War Requiem". It had no spoken dialogue and used only the 1963 recording of the piece as the soundtrack. It starred Laurence Olivier, Nathaniel Parker, Tilda Swinton, and Sean Bean.

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Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2007 8:09:15 am PDT #7025 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Well poo.

Work's not sending me to New Orleans. No K, no cherub, no Saints, no 2nd line party and no Southern Decadence.

I'm really disappointed.


Cashmere - Aug 27, 2007 8:25:29 am PDT #7026 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Miss Teen South Carolina got THIRD RUNNER UP in Miss Teen USA?? I don't know why I'm surprised. Pretty and stupid is no way to go though life, Child.

Also, rumors are saying Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 27, 2007 8:32:01 am PDT #7027 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

When people talk about finding Jesus, I always want to ask them, "Was he in the last place you looked?"

My favorite on people finding Jesus was always "Well, I guess he didn't see you coming."


JZ - Aug 27, 2007 8:40:09 am PDT #7028 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My favorite on people finding Jesus was always "Well, I guess he didn't see you coming."

This was certainly my first thought on hearing that Vick had found Him. I'm not sure how keen He is on being found by a guy who has admitted to strangling dogs with his bare hands but so far has only managed to actually apologize for "bad decisions."