In case anyone is worried, Michael Vick has found Jesus.
Thank the Lord.
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Aug 27, 2007 7:37:40 am PDT #7014 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Tom Scola - Aug 27, 2007 7:38:18 am PDT #7015 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Michael Vick has found Jesus.
You're supposed to go into rehab first, then find Jesus. He skipped a step.
shrift - Aug 27, 2007 7:38:29 am PDT #7016 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I went a little heavy on the wasabi because I know my sinuses will thank me for it later, although the rest of my head remains skeptical.
Vortex - Aug 27, 2007 7:39:12 am PDT #7017 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You're supposed to go into rehab first, then find Jesus. He skipped a step.
he said "no, no, no"
Dana - Aug 27, 2007 7:39:51 am PDT #7018 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Does the rehab rule apply if you're going to prison, though?
tommyrot - Aug 27, 2007 7:40:41 am PDT #7019 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You're supposed to go into rehab first, then find Jesus. He skipped a step.
Nah, that was a smart move on his part. Before he could go into rehab, he'd have to have a drug or drinking problem first. He probably realized that might lead to him being eaten by his dogs.
Vortex - Aug 27, 2007 7:41:53 am PDT #7020 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Before he could go into rehab, he'd have to have a drug or drinking problem first.
no, you can go to rehab for racism or excessive anger.
Tom Scola - Aug 27, 2007 7:42:29 am PDT #7021 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Before he could go into rehab, he'd have to have a drug or drinking problem first.
Pffft. Since when did that become a requirement?
shrift - Aug 27, 2007 7:43:45 am PDT #7022 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
When people talk about finding Jesus, I always want to ask them, "Was he in the last place you looked?"
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2007 7:56:28 am PDT #7023 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Don't forget homophobia! They can rehab you out of that too.