Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Aug 24, 2007 1:05:36 pm PDT #6698 of 10001

I'm too busy trying to get underage lesbians to go to a concert with me right now to Natter much.

...I think shrift stole the life I'm supposed to be leading, or something...


DavidS - Aug 24, 2007 1:06:52 pm PDT #6699 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I got my scuba certification when I was ten and growing up in Florida. It was like a six week course for me, but I expect things are different nowadays.


Sheryl - Aug 24, 2007 1:11:54 pm PDT #6700 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I have no real plans for this weekend. Ah, well...


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2007 1:15:28 pm PDT #6701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cuboid fruit.


Daisy Jane - Aug 24, 2007 1:20:59 pm PDT #6702 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

But I don't need a guide for how much milk to put in black tea.

Well, no. Not need as such.


DawnK - Aug 24, 2007 1:22:06 pm PDT #6703 of 10001
giraffe mode

ita, we just got back from Walt Disney World and they do the same thing with Cinderella pumpkins but they end up "Mickey" shaped [link]


Jesse - Aug 24, 2007 1:23:26 pm PDT #6704 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There was a lunch for me with about 20 JPL empoyees and when i walked in they all stood up and applauded and all had books for me to sign. How nice is that?

SO nice!

That body mod was weirder than the plants in the keyboard.

I just had a really excellent massage. And I don't usually say that. Too bad my hair looks crazy now.


Jesse - Aug 24, 2007 1:25:37 pm PDT #6705 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, and my plans for the weekend are kind of delayed in that I have dinner plans on Sunday and beach plans on Monday, but not much until that. I have to do the work tomorrow that I didn't do today, and also go to the library, and do laundry. WOO HOO.


Daisy Jane - Aug 24, 2007 1:28:07 pm PDT #6706 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Everyone else is gone. That means I can leave now too right?


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2007 1:29:14 pm PDT #6707 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not need as such.

True. I mean, winging it has done me pretty well so far.

Cinderella pumpkins growing in Mickey Mouse shape just confuses me.

Does that mean I can go home and go to sleep?

The cube over keeps trying to start up Michael Vick conversations. The first person she tried it with didn't know who Vick was. This current person knows only a shade more.

And now it's So You Think You Can Dance.

I really want to go home.