American beer isn't actually beer

No longer as true as it was; we are finally starting to recover some of the skills we lost during prohibition.

I still see professional athletes marketed as Good Citizens. That was (and is) a big part of Seattle's love for Jamie Moyer and Edgar Martinez, that not only were they great players, they were also genuinely nice guys who mentored younger players and Gave Back to the Community (tm). I don't know as much about the NFL, but it seems like Peyton Manning and Shaun Alexander, to name two really big names, are marketed as Nice Guys. (Whether they actually are, I have no idea. Same for Moyer and Martinez, actually, though I think it's likely I would've heard some gossip at least if they were the opposite of how they're packaged.)

Isn't baseball's Ripkin whassisface generally acknowledged to be a cool guy?

I know Reggie Bush is pretty well liked back home, and not just for stuff on the field.

(From a ways back)

I might actually have to go to MySpace for those sweet little nerds.

Shrift is me in this. Does this mean she's wearing a stripy skirt and corset? I don't know. If she is, and it is also true that she really is Dean Winchester, then I suspect there is already fic about this.

Huh. Shaun Alexander and his wife have three daughters, and they named them Heaven, Trinity, and Eden. I guess once they pick a theme they stick to it...

and they named them Heaven, Trinity, and Eden.

And the next one will be...Gomorrah? Epiphany? Epistle?

I suspect there is already fic about this.

I may have written it.

Or, you know, I may have to NOW...

Does this mean she's wearing a stripy skirt and corset? I don't know. If she is, and it is also true that she really is Dean Winchester, then I suspect there is already fic about this.

No, but I am in black, wearing pointy-toed 3-inch heels, and carrying a red leather purse. I might be Dean Winchester. Somebody give me a shotgun and a Metallicar and we'll test the theory.

And if nobody wants to hand me a shotgun, a tiny guitarist would be an excellent substitute.

No, but I am in black, wearing pointy-toed 3-inch heels, and carrying a red leather purse. I might be Dean Winchester. Somebody give me a shotgun and a Metallicar and we'll test the theory.

Man, me and shrift need to team up to go fight supernatural crime. We really do. Just think of the wacky hijinks!

And if nobody wants to hand me a shotgun, a tiny guitarist would be an excellent substitute.

Let me know if asking for the tiny guitarist instead of a shotgun gets you the tiny guitarist. I have a similar bargin I'd like someone to make for me.

Lo' please keep me from being unkind. It's just a helpless baby and it can't help that it's screaming its fool head off right outside my office door while I'm trying to listen to the 200 or so messages on the Chicago office's voicemail box.