Lo' please keep me from being unkind. It's just a helpless baby and it can't help that it's screaming its fool head off right outside my office door while I'm trying to listen to the 200 or so messages on the Chicago office's voicemail box.
Mal: We're still flying. Simon: That's not much. Mal: It's enough.
'Serenity'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Aug 22, 2007 9:35:33 am PDT #6208 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
tommyrot - Aug 22, 2007 9:36:34 am PDT #6209 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Can't remember if this's been posted before.... Star Trek Inspirational Posters
Burrell - Aug 22, 2007 9:38:05 am PDT #6210 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
No, but I am in black, wearing pointy-toed 3-inch heels, and carrying a red leather purse. I might be Dean Winchester. Somebody give me a shotgun and a Metallicar and we'll test the theory.
Man, me and shrift need to team up to go fight supernatural crime. We really do. Just think of the wacky hijinks!
If someone wrote it, you know we'd all read it.
Susan W. - Aug 22, 2007 9:38:06 am PDT #6211 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
And the next one will be...Gomorrah? Epiphany? Epistle?
I was wondering the same thing. I guess they could go into the whole Grace-Hope-Faith side. Because if they gave Miss Alexander v. 4 a non-theological name, she'd probably feel left out.
Dana - Aug 22, 2007 9:40:22 am PDT #6212 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I may have to put in a vote for Corinthian.
Ginger - Aug 22, 2007 9:42:51 am PDT #6213 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The Robert Clemente Award rewards good behavior. The Atlanta Braves have long had programs designed to reduce bad behavior, plus the atmosphere in the clubhouse actively discourages it.
We had a minister who named his children Faith, Hope, Matthew, Mark and Luke.
sumi - Aug 22, 2007 9:43:01 am PDT #6214 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Purgatory?
Susan W. - Aug 22, 2007 9:43:51 am PDT #6215 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I once met a family with daughters named April, May, June, July, and January.
Nutty - Aug 22, 2007 9:44:59 am PDT #6216 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Dudes. To cross-pollinate the "athlete bad behavior" with the stupid names, I give you Monshadrik, son of Torii Hunter.
Also, Kory, Koby, Kacy and Kody Clemens. If their father had been a ground-ball pitcher, I shudder to wonder what numbers their names might have begun with.
Burrell - Aug 22, 2007 9:46:29 am PDT #6217 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I once met a family with daughters named April, May, June, July, and January
So their birthdays were pretty easy to remember?