he's almost five feet tall and weighs 107 pounds
See, now I *know* you're just making shit up to freak me out. Nobody's kids are that tall.
Slap my hand now!
Anya ,'Empty Places'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Aug 21, 2007 9:59:38 am PDT #5939 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
sumi - Aug 21, 2007 10:02:05 am PDT #5940 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Stephanie - Aug 21, 2007 10:04:39 am PDT #5941 of 10001
Trust my rage
This happens to me too! I just want to eat alone!
THis is a huge issue for me. I have a co-worker who is extremely negative - all she does is complain about everything and she talks a lot. She sort of latched on to me when her regular lunchmate got sick a few months ago and now she won't go away.
She's away for the next two weeks and it's such a nice break to be able to eat on my own.
Zenkitty - Aug 21, 2007 10:05:20 am PDT #5942 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.
My first thought was, frigging hell, how'd the bears get his clothes off?
lisah - Aug 21, 2007 10:06:00 am PDT #5943 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
That's right, a martini with a thin slice of beef.
The bar we played at in Vegas had Bacontinis. Or, they had some kind of liquor, I'd guess vodka, made with bacon that they served shots of in plastic cups and billed them as "bacontinis."
I did not try any. Several friends did and thought they were pretty disgusting.
megan walker - Aug 21, 2007 10:11:31 am PDT #5944 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
See, now I *know* you're just making shit up to freak me out. Nobody's kids are that tall.
My 14-yr-old nephew is already taller than me (and I'm 5'8"). Le sigh.
shrift - Aug 21, 2007 10:12:02 am PDT #5945 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I do not understand why people think that repeatedly saying "Hello?" at an empty reception desk will make a receptionist pop into existence like an I Dream of Jeannie episode or a girl inside a giant cake.
sarameg - Aug 21, 2007 10:17:10 am PDT #5946 of 10001
The inside of my nose is maybe denumbing? Or just partially numb? Anyway, it feels like I'm snorting a chlorine pool. Is kinda not comfortable.
Allyson - Aug 21, 2007 10:22:37 am PDT #5947 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Coming soon on the Colbert Report
I almost had a heart attack because I thought it was gonna be me.
sumi - Aug 21, 2007 10:26:49 am PDT #5948 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Wouldn't you know that before the news services?