The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.
My first thought was, frigging hell, how'd the bears get his clothes off?
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Aug 21, 2007 10:05:20 am PDT #5942 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
lisah - Aug 21, 2007 10:06:00 am PDT #5943 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
That's right, a martini with a thin slice of beef.
The bar we played at in Vegas had Bacontinis. Or, they had some kind of liquor, I'd guess vodka, made with bacon that they served shots of in plastic cups and billed them as "bacontinis."
I did not try any. Several friends did and thought they were pretty disgusting.
megan walker - Aug 21, 2007 10:11:31 am PDT #5944 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
See, now I *know* you're just making shit up to freak me out. Nobody's kids are that tall.
My 14-yr-old nephew is already taller than me (and I'm 5'8"). Le sigh.
shrift - Aug 21, 2007 10:12:02 am PDT #5945 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I do not understand why people think that repeatedly saying "Hello?" at an empty reception desk will make a receptionist pop into existence like an I Dream of Jeannie episode or a girl inside a giant cake.
sarameg - Aug 21, 2007 10:17:10 am PDT #5946 of 10001
The inside of my nose is maybe denumbing? Or just partially numb? Anyway, it feels like I'm snorting a chlorine pool. Is kinda not comfortable.
Allyson - Aug 21, 2007 10:22:37 am PDT #5947 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Coming soon on the Colbert Report
I almost had a heart attack because I thought it was gonna be me.
sumi - Aug 21, 2007 10:26:49 am PDT #5948 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Wouldn't you know that before the news services?
shrift - Aug 21, 2007 10:30:34 am PDT #5949 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I almost had a heart attack because I thought it was gonna be me.
I must admit that my first thought was, "Paperdol has a secret fear of bears?" And then came the Vampire People. Not quite like ice weasels.
tommyrot - Aug 21, 2007 10:36:33 am PDT #5950 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I must admit that my first thought was, "Paperdol has a secret fear of bears?"
Yeah, I was thinking, "She's probably pretty safe there in LA...."
Allyson - Aug 21, 2007 10:46:23 am PDT #5951 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My paranoia is EPIC.