Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jul 27, 2007 8:44:53 am PDT #589 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The douchebag who called me a liar and claimed I backed down from a an argument is at Comic Con.


sarameg - Jul 27, 2007 8:45:17 am PDT #590 of 10001

Careful of sounding too echoey, though.

With my bed, the rug beneath and the comforter & assorted bedding hanging over the sides would act nicely as sound baffling and mitigate the echoeyness of the larger room.

However, only the cat can actually fit under my bed.


brenda m - Jul 27, 2007 8:47:23 am PDT #591 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Feh. So everyone in my department but me was in on the plan to order in lunch today? "I think you weren't at your desk" my ass. I haven't left except for five mintues to go smoke and I came back and you were all eating.

Starving, and now grumpy.


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2007 8:49:22 am PDT #592 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Two people who normally yell over the cube walls at each other just had a phone conversation with each other.

On speakerphone. It's like they're looking for ways to be more annoying and less considerate.


Kat - Jul 27, 2007 8:50:34 am PDT #593 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

paperdol, I'm so incredibly thrilled for you.

When are the interviews? I'll bring you iced coffee and then go away and when you are done, Noah and I will take you for breakfast.


Allyson - Jul 27, 2007 8:51:49 am PDT #594 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Noah! How is the little man this morning?

Any more poop explosions? I think he did that just to make me look incompetent.


sarameg - Jul 27, 2007 8:55:31 am PDT #595 of 10001

I like Kat's plan.

I think the rude speakerphoners are related to the guy who uses the intercom feature to call officemate's phone and ask "Are you there? Bob? If you are there, pick up. [pause] Bob?" after calling a couple times regularly where no one picks up. And yes, he knows someone else shares the office. One of these days I'm going to tell him Bob's gone to the darkside and never to call again.

Of course, he's also the guy who came in here and sat at the other desk to have a private cell conversation with his girlfriend while I glared at him, so there may be no hope.


Sue - Jul 27, 2007 9:05:58 am PDT #596 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Someone came into the bathroom at work today talking on their cellphone. I mean really, can you stop working long enough to pee? She walked out when someone flushed.


Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 9:10:03 am PDT #597 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Two people who normally yell over the cube walls at each other just had a phone conversation with each other.

On speakerphone. It's like they're looking for ways to be more annoying and less considerate.

My co-workers APPLAUD whenever someone walks in their area.

I win.

Or, actually, lose.


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2007 9:12:49 am PDT #598 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Steph, you do lose. I'm not sure how I'd take that. We have a fair dose of irony-awareness and sarcasm here, so at the very least I'd have someone to bitch with.

I think I'm going to go deliver cake to the krav centre on my lunch break. It's way too sweet for me to be able to eat on my own.

It cracks me up and chaps my ass when the loud people act annoyed at other noises.

Just got dressed down (v. calmly) by my boss for not working tomorrow. In my defense a) I don't want to (okay, I didn't say that) b) I'm dog tired and getting by by a thread (didn't say that either) and c) I committed to leading a class tomorrow on the understanding that I was being covered at work.

::sigh::