I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jul 27, 2007 9:05:58 am PDT #596 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Someone came into the bathroom at work today talking on their cellphone. I mean really, can you stop working long enough to pee? She walked out when someone flushed.


Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 9:10:03 am PDT #597 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Two people who normally yell over the cube walls at each other just had a phone conversation with each other.

On speakerphone. It's like they're looking for ways to be more annoying and less considerate.

My co-workers APPLAUD whenever someone walks in their area.

I win.

Or, actually, lose.


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2007 9:12:49 am PDT #598 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Steph, you do lose. I'm not sure how I'd take that. We have a fair dose of irony-awareness and sarcasm here, so at the very least I'd have someone to bitch with.

I think I'm going to go deliver cake to the krav centre on my lunch break. It's way too sweet for me to be able to eat on my own.

It cracks me up and chaps my ass when the loud people act annoyed at other noises.

Just got dressed down (v. calmly) by my boss for not working tomorrow. In my defense a) I don't want to (okay, I didn't say that) b) I'm dog tired and getting by by a thread (didn't say that either) and c) I committed to leading a class tomorrow on the understanding that I was being covered at work.

::sigh::


Kat - Jul 27, 2007 9:15:32 am PDT #599 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Isn't tomorrow saturday?


Tom Scola - Jul 27, 2007 9:15:40 am PDT #600 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Steph: [link]


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2007 9:18:53 am PDT #601 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Isn't tomorrow saturday?

Ayup.


Steph L. - Jul 27, 2007 9:20:52 am PDT #602 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Steph: [link]

Tom, I dunno -- it doesn't say that they *don't* applaud....


askye - Jul 27, 2007 9:24:33 am PDT #603 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm still baffled about the appluading thing, that's just so weird.

Random stupidity sighting (From the anonymous one liner section of the newspaper) "Want to lower health care costs? Make alcohol and tobacco illegal."

@@ Because that was so successful last time.


Miracleman - Jul 27, 2007 9:25:19 am PDT #604 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Jeez, it's a bad week for space programs. Drunken astronauts, subcontractors sabotaging equipment and now: Blast at California Spaceport Kills 3


Sophia Brooks - Jul 27, 2007 9:26:34 am PDT #605 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

{{{Sheryl}}} I am so sorry.