Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Susan W. - Aug 21, 2007 7:24:34 am PDT #5880 of 10001
The wide universe is the ocean I travel, and the earth is my blue boat home

When I was living in England, I used to regularly walk down Belvoir Street on my way to work. One day I was menaced by a large, angry dog (seriously, I thought I was going to be mauled), and I described the incident to a friend.

Her: Where did you say this happened?
Me: Belvoir (Bel-vwahr) Street
Her (baffled): Where?
Me: You know. (describes location of street)
Her: Spell it.
Me: (spells)
Her (enlightenment dawning): Oh! Beaver Street.

Out here we've got Sequim (Skwim), where DH and I are going for our anniversary this year. Also Puyallup (Pyew-AL-up, I think--I still stumble over it). And it was awhile before I realized that the Lake shell-ANN I heard people talking about was the same as the Lake Chelan I saw written out--for some reason I thought that was CHAY-lun.


Jesse - Aug 21, 2007 7:25:24 am PDT #5881 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Needless to say, my boss is still in her meeting, and I'm about to die of hunger.


P.M. Marc - Aug 21, 2007 7:32:27 am PDT #5882 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Steilacoom tends to give non-natives trouble. No idea if Hoquium or Quilcene do.


Gudanov - Aug 21, 2007 7:32:48 am PDT #5883 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

We're trying to not get him too hyped up about it because he's still not potty trained

Good luck with that. Potty training was a lot of work with our daughter, but a breeze with our son (probably because he had a big sister as a model).


sumi - Aug 21, 2007 7:35:12 am PDT #5884 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Hee. I knew that Belvoir was pronounced "beaver" - - due to some horse related thing. Possibly a horse and hound related thing.


P.M. Marc - Aug 21, 2007 7:38:15 am PDT #5885 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hee. Sumi, for horse-related reasons, Belvoir = Beaver would confuse me, due to Vann and Howard Belvoir (bellvwor).

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Susan W. - Aug 21, 2007 7:40:11 am PDT #5886 of 10001
The wide universe is the ocean I travel, and the earth is my blue boat home

Steilacoom tends to give non-natives trouble. No idea if Hoquium or Quilcene do

Hmm, let's see if 8 years is long enough for me to get my almost native card...

STILL-a-cum

HO-kwee-um

KWILL-seen

Do I pass?


sarameg - Aug 21, 2007 7:41:17 am PDT #5887 of 10001

Today is seriously out of control. And now I have to race to an appointment and leave everything hanging.


shrift - Aug 21, 2007 7:42:04 am PDT #5888 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Office workers who go to lunch in herds? Worse than tourists.


DavidS - Aug 21, 2007 7:42:18 am PDT #5889 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's exciting news, Gud.

Emmett's a little anxious about starting Middle School this year.

San Francisco might have universal pre-school by the time Matilda is of age.