I might have told this story... a friend of mine had a party. One of the guests was blind. Her dog discovered that she could easily steal food from the blind guy's plate. While he was holding it....
Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 20, 2007 9:32:12 am PDT #5620 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - Aug 20, 2007 9:34:03 am PDT #5621 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Before my puppies became dogs, they would simply eat shoes. No shoe was safe.
Hah! Seriously. And I'm sorry, I don't buy that search and rescue bit. Unless she also thought I was inside the CD case, and the chair leg, and that spot on the wall.
Oh, and Lucy had a puppy thing for socks, too, and she'd use those crazy sharp puppy teeth to try to snatch them right off your feet. Ouch!
P.M. Marc - Aug 20, 2007 9:34:35 am PDT #5622 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Though, a word of warning, Plei's cat wrestled my purse to the ground and was going for the killing bite before it was rescued. Not by me, I was laughing too much.
Same cat will attempt to eat Pete's head on a regular basis, as if he were a human Tootsie Roll Pop.
Nom nom nom! Pete has a flavor!
Cass - Aug 20, 2007 9:36:20 am PDT #5623 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Have I mentioned that I really adore Shiva? Cause, yeah. That's a great cat.
Vortex - Aug 20, 2007 9:36:30 am PDT #5624 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Burrell - Aug 20, 2007 9:45:02 am PDT #5625 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yes, but we can be consoled with cute kid pictures and stories. You brought some, yes?
oops.
I've been meaning to upload vacation pics for like a whole week! I'll get to it one of these days.
I do have a treacly story! Lately Isaac has taken to replaying The Runaway Bunny with me, only his version goes like this: "Are you my mommy bunny?" "Yes." Wide smile, "I your baby bunny." "If you try to run away from me I will run after you, for you are my baby bunny." "I don't want to run away! I don't want to run away!" HUGS
Dana - Aug 20, 2007 9:45:40 am PDT #5626 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I can microwave styrofoam, right? Nothing will explode?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 20, 2007 9:46:11 am PDT #5627 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I can microwave styrofoam, right? Nothing will explode?
No, but it might melt.
Dana - Aug 20, 2007 9:46:33 am PDT #5628 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Melting would be bad.
lisah - Aug 20, 2007 9:47:43 am PDT #5629 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"I don't want to run away! I don't want to run away!" HUGS
awwww times infinity