Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Aug 18, 2007 7:32:02 am PDT #5318 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Wasn't bon also a winner on Ben Stein's money?

Right, and Jesse was on Jeopardy.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2007 7:42:15 am PDT #5319 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

!!!!!!??????

What can I tell you? They're vague.


Lee - Aug 18, 2007 7:57:56 am PDT #5320 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What can I tell you? They're vague.

You could make something up.

Or let us do it for you.


NoiseDesign - Aug 18, 2007 8:49:56 am PDT #5321 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Hopefully through some of my contacts I'm going to be able to score some work on the Harry Potter attraction.


Kat - Aug 18, 2007 10:21:53 am PDT #5322 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

A HP theme park sounds cool. But not at $800 per person, though of course who knows what Universal will charge.


Sheryl - Aug 18, 2007 10:23:26 am PDT #5323 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Spent a good bit of today running errands. Got the vacuum cleaner fixed(broken belt), exchanged a book and used the rest of my gift card for a book and a CD, bought some chinos(Someone explain to me how two pairs of pants from the same brand and style can fit me in different sizes. Only difference was color), picked up my comics and went to the library. Whew!


Zenkitty - Aug 18, 2007 10:39:32 am PDT #5324 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Someone explain to me how two pairs of pants from the same brand and style can fit me in different sizes. Only difference was color

Cannot explain. Happens all the time. Something there is that does not love a woman's ass.


Sean K - Aug 18, 2007 10:44:30 am PDT #5325 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Someone explain to me how two pairs of pants from the same brand and style can fit me in different sizes.

I've has this explained to me. Possibly by someone here.

Basically, they cut the patterns for pants (and lots of other clothes) out of the fabrics in big stacks. As happens with stacks of sheets cut together, the lower sheets move in relation to the stack and the blade, so pants all cut to the same size are not all cut in exactly the same way.


beekaytee - Aug 18, 2007 11:25:23 am PDT #5326 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

...In order to leave, visitors are required to lift the cauldron up with their forearms, leaving a permanent scar, like David Carradine in Kung Fu.

Ah-hahahah.

Tom made me snort on an iconic image from my youth. I'd almost take that ride if someone built it.


Jesse - Aug 18, 2007 11:41:10 am PDT #5327 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Speaking of word play, I saw an ad for "Merv Griffin's CROSSWORDS" and I immediately thought, Jesse should so be on that.

Aw, I totally want to be on that! If I lived in LA, I would definitely try out for more game shows.