My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jul 27, 2007 6:15:40 am PDT #522 of 10001

Maybe she has one of these [link] in her purse too!


Daisy Jane - Jul 27, 2007 6:21:58 am PDT #523 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

an someone link me to the spicecake recipe? I'm wondering if it can be de-cowified.

The tomato soup cake has butter, I think, but no milk I'm sure. I guess the tomato soup takes the place of the milk?


Lee - Jul 27, 2007 6:32:28 am PDT #524 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

There's probably some reason I should get dressed and go to work, isn't there?


Daisy Jane - Jul 27, 2007 6:36:01 am PDT #525 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Probably not a good one though.


Theodosia - Jul 27, 2007 6:36:25 am PDT #526 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty -- just let me know where and when on Sunday, then. Of course, you may then feel obligated to take me out for cooling sorbet afterwards, or at least splash some cool water on me after I have passed out from teh h33tstr0k.


Kat - Jul 27, 2007 6:37:18 am PDT #527 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Except they pay you.

Since I've been dieting, I'm now down 8 lbs. Down 2 lbs yesterday in spite of cupcake.

I wish there were a cupcake weightloss diet.


Theodosia - Jul 27, 2007 6:37:19 am PDT #528 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Lee, depends on your definitions of 'good' and 'reason'.


Dana - Jul 27, 2007 6:46:47 am PDT #529 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Okay. Second interview officially rocked, or at least rocked enough that they're sending me salary information and a writing test.


amych - Jul 27, 2007 6:51:40 am PDT #530 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Fabulous, Dana! May the salary be twice what you're hoping for.


Kat - Jul 27, 2007 6:51:48 am PDT #531 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Go Dana! Did you wear the dress slacks?