Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jul 27, 2007 6:02:45 am PDT #515 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Awesome. So I should arrive there around noon?

On the 351 Wolverine? Yeah, noonish.

I think trains leaving Chicago yield to incoming traffic.


tommyrot - Jul 27, 2007 6:02:48 am PDT #516 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Giant purse or tiny people?

Maybe after they've been turned to ash.


Aims - Jul 27, 2007 6:03:39 am PDT #517 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks, Shrift!


Kat - Jul 27, 2007 6:03:49 am PDT #518 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Envy me.

oh I do. But I more envy your ability to eat said cake. Today is back to protein for me.


shrift - Jul 27, 2007 6:07:43 am PDT #519 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Giant purse or tiny people?

My purse is roomy. I have Vampire People in there, Timmy the iPod, my wallet, a notebook, cell phone, some smokes, lipstick, and an umbrella. Like a Mary Poppins for the digital age, if Mary Poppins swore like a longshoreman, wrote porn, and didn't particularly like children.


Nutty - Jul 27, 2007 6:11:49 am PDT #520 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

This would include today if you can get into the new place so soon....

Thank you, but not today. I don't want to freak out the landlords, who are still doing things like putting on doorknobs to closets. I'll take some boxes over Sunday (as per agreement), along with the plants.


shrift - Jul 27, 2007 6:14:17 am PDT #521 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Thanks, Shrift!

You're welcome! I just hope Amtrak doesn't make me a liar.


sarameg - Jul 27, 2007 6:15:40 am PDT #522 of 10001

Maybe she has one of these [link] in her purse too!


Daisy Jane - Jul 27, 2007 6:21:58 am PDT #523 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

an someone link me to the spicecake recipe? I'm wondering if it can be de-cowified.

The tomato soup cake has butter, I think, but no milk I'm sure. I guess the tomato soup takes the place of the milk?


Lee - Jul 27, 2007 6:32:28 am PDT #524 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

There's probably some reason I should get dressed and go to work, isn't there?