Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Aug 16, 2007 9:06:02 am PDT #5007 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Allyson, Pandagon is very tightly moderated (to keep out spam and hate speech), so it's possible something in your post was flagged by their filtering software. It might take a while for one of the mods to let it through.


Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2007 9:08:46 am PDT #5008 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What Jessica said.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 16, 2007 9:09:23 am PDT #5009 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The "bon bon" thing is vaguely reminding me of a story someone told here about getting a cake with very weird punctuation, or perhaps even quotes, but I can't quite remember the story.


Lee - Aug 16, 2007 9:11:28 am PDT #5010 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I DO! It was "Aimee", and it still makes me laugh, and miss Alibelle.


Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2007 9:12:18 am PDT #5011 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's up now paperdol.


bon bon - Aug 16, 2007 9:12:18 am PDT #5012 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You guys are cracking me up. For now, since I have to get to a meeting, you may call me whatever you like. But when my record contract becomes oppressive, you don't even know what I'll do.


DebetEsse - Aug 16, 2007 9:14:00 am PDT #5013 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think it was a cake for "Aimee", or someone else with a mildly unusual spelling of their name. When they took the cake order, the person ordering spelled out the name, and it was written down in quotations, which were included on that cake.

At least, that's how I remember the story

And this is how urban legends are born. Like Hil not knowing Sting was in a band (Which she claims is totally apocryphal)

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I have finally gotten my IN driver's license. I also used my library card for the first time and accidentally glittered myself. I also got pie, which I shall eat once my lunch finishes digesting. Now I am going to watch more Life on Mars and sew.


-t - Aug 16, 2007 9:23:20 am PDT #5014 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Thanks, Liese!


SuziQ - Aug 16, 2007 9:25:04 am PDT #5015 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I want to know how the library card and accidental glitter go together.


Lee - Aug 16, 2007 9:33:23 am PDT #5016 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY -t!