Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Aug 16, 2007 9:12:18 am PDT #5011 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's up now paperdol.


bon bon - Aug 16, 2007 9:12:18 am PDT #5012 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You guys are cracking me up. For now, since I have to get to a meeting, you may call me whatever you like. But when my record contract becomes oppressive, you don't even know what I'll do.


DebetEsse - Aug 16, 2007 9:14:00 am PDT #5013 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think it was a cake for "Aimee", or someone else with a mildly unusual spelling of their name. When they took the cake order, the person ordering spelled out the name, and it was written down in quotations, which were included on that cake.

At least, that's how I remember the story

And this is how urban legends are born. Like Hil not knowing Sting was in a band (Which she claims is totally apocryphal)

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I have finally gotten my IN driver's license. I also used my library card for the first time and accidentally glittered myself. I also got pie, which I shall eat once my lunch finishes digesting. Now I am going to watch more Life on Mars and sew.


-t - Aug 16, 2007 9:23:20 am PDT #5014 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Thanks, Liese!


SuziQ - Aug 16, 2007 9:25:04 am PDT #5015 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I want to know how the library card and accidental glitter go together.


Lee - Aug 16, 2007 9:33:23 am PDT #5016 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY -t!


Sue - Aug 16, 2007 9:35:10 am PDT #5017 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Congrats -t!!

I am antsy pantsy and want to go home now.


Dana - Aug 16, 2007 9:47:45 am PDT #5018 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Hmm. This is not that far from my house.

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I need to get gas on the way home, too.

Between Tropical Storm Allison and Katrina, I think I've developed a real twitchiness about storms. I didn't quite realize that until recently.


shrift - Aug 16, 2007 9:51:12 am PDT #5019 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This is not that far from my house.

Oh crapcakes.


Allyson - Aug 16, 2007 9:54:22 am PDT #5020 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

facepalm

And it was a doublepost.

Shrift, I just dropped by your LJ. Why do you love us so?