Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Aug 15, 2007 7:30:05 am PDT #4803 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

paperdol, that guy is a mildly foolish ass and unworthy of your energy.

The person I really want to smite is the commenter who said something along the lines of, "Gee, I bet this is all so much more fun than the actual book (not that I've actually read it or seen it or exerted myself to have an actual informed opinion on it in any way), and I sure hope you keep posting your 'favorite bits' from it so we can all point and laugh!" Not only said that, but said it right the hell underneath a post indicating that the author in question was reading the damn thread. Way to announce to the entire universe just what a no-class, mean-spirited little cockbite you are, you little no-class cockbite.

Though I can't shake the suspicion that, in sneering at this person in a forum they don't read and calling them a cockbite, I am myself kind of a cockbite.


Scrappy - Aug 15, 2007 7:34:32 am PDT #4804 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

JZ--you are a delight and a dollface, and therefore NOT a cockbite.


Sparky1 - Aug 15, 2007 7:44:17 am PDT #4805 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I find it odd that he seems to be spending so much time thinking/writing about paperdol's book when he says he hates it. Dude, if it doesn't entertain you, walk away. Trying to plot the timeline of paperdol's life from those essays is, at best, weird (at worst, creepy).


SuziQ - Aug 15, 2007 7:45:40 am PDT #4806 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

JZ--you are a delight and a dollface

And NOT in a freakish cat/doll dollface kind of way.


JZ - Aug 15, 2007 7:49:46 am PDT #4807 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And NOT in a freakish cat/doll dollface kind of way.

Hey! Why you gotta fence me in like that?

Also, I can't believe it, but I kind of miss the Freaky Toy and now I'm thinking of all sorts of lost opportunities and all the meatspace local friends who never got to see it and would have been so deliciously awed and repulsed by it, and now they never will, and I'm misty with regret. For the Freaky Toy. Does that seem right to you?


P.M. Marc - Aug 15, 2007 7:55:19 am PDT #4808 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

They started it! Therefore, we can point and mock. I declare it so. We are just like the Mean Girls in High School who wouldn't date them on account of they had communicable lame.

John Henry makes me smile, the cranky old man. Before racing and I divorced, when I was still a regular long-time poster at some of the racing forums, I used to post with one of the women from KHP, and I miss her John stories.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2007 7:55:40 am PDT #4809 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, how cool! I have absolutely no use for most of their products, yet I crave.


shrift - Aug 15, 2007 7:58:57 am PDT #4810 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm misty with regret. For the Freaky Toy. Does that seem right to you?

I think that's because at least part of the Buffista contingent were waxing whacktastic about the freaky dollface cat toy in Chicago this weekend.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2007 8:02:40 am PDT #4811 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

High detail scarification. For the squeamish, it's a drawing on the skin that seems to have been made by flesh removal. It looks eerie and not like a wound, but I echo many of the commenters in wondering what it will look like over time.

It's pretty, but it's creepy.


javachik - Aug 15, 2007 8:08:08 am PDT #4812 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

The person I really want to smite is the commenter who said something along the lines of, "Gee, I bet this is all so much more fun than the actual book (not that I've actually read it or seen it or exerted myself to have an actual informed opinion on it in any way), and I sure hope you keep posting your 'favorite bits' from it so we can all point and laugh!" Not only said that, but said it right the hell underneath a post indicating that the author in question was reading the damn thread. Way to announce to the entire universe just what a no-class, mean-spirited little cockbite you are, you little no-class cockbite.

Heh. I had to respond to this jerk-off, so I did. Then I come back here and see your post, JZ, and smiled big. Yes, total cockbite. Love that phrase.