I find it odd that he seems to be spending so much time thinking/writing about paperdol's book when he says he hates it. Dude, if it doesn't entertain you, walk away. Trying to plot the timeline of paperdol's life from those essays is, at best, weird (at worst, creepy).

JZ--you are a delight and a dollface

And NOT in a freakish cat/doll dollface kind of way.

And NOT in a freakish cat/doll dollface kind of way.

Hey! Why you gotta fence me in like that?

Also, I can't believe it, but I kind of miss the Freaky Toy and now I'm thinking of all sorts of lost opportunities and all the meatspace local friends who never got to see it and would have been so deliciously awed and repulsed by it, and now they never will, and I'm misty with regret. For the Freaky Toy. Does that seem right to you?

They started it! Therefore, we can point and mock. I declare it so. We are just like the Mean Girls in High School who wouldn't date them on account of they had communicable lame.

John Henry makes me smile, the cranky old man. Before racing and I divorced, when I was still a regular long-time poster at some of the racing forums, I used to post with one of the women from KHP, and I miss her John stories.

Oh, how cool! I have absolutely no use for most of their products, yet I crave.

I'm misty with regret. For the Freaky Toy. Does that seem right to you?

I think that's because at least part of the Buffista contingent were waxing whacktastic about the freaky dollface cat toy in Chicago this weekend.

High detail scarification. For the squeamish, it's a drawing on the skin that seems to have been made by flesh removal. It looks eerie and not like a wound, but I echo many of the commenters in wondering what it will look like over time.

It's pretty, but it's creepy.

The person I really want to smite is the commenter who said something along the lines of, "Gee, I bet this is all so much more fun than the actual book (not that I've actually read it or seen it or exerted myself to have an actual informed opinion on it in any way), and I sure hope you keep posting your 'favorite bits' from it so we can all point and laugh!" Not only said that, but said it right the hell underneath a post indicating that the author in question was reading the damn thread. Way to announce to the entire universe just what a no-class, mean-spirited little cockbite you are, you little no-class cockbite.

Heh. I had to respond to this jerk-off, so I did. Then I come back here and see your post, JZ, and smiled big. Yes, total cockbite. Love that phrase.

nilly_madar has added you to their Friends list. They will now be able to read your public entries on their Friends page.

Awwwwwwww. This just made my day. What lovely synchronicity (you'll see what I mean if you read my response to cockbite.).

Oh, how cool! I have absolutely no use for most of their products, yet I crave.

I have the Moo mini-cards. They're totally nifty.