Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Aug 14, 2007 7:34:24 am PDT #4542 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oof, Kathy! I'm glad that they seem to be resolving charges etc, but I know what you mean about trusting people you work with.

My principal seems reluctant to sign my papers for leave. I basically feel like grabbing her and saying, "you'd like to think you can make me stay and teach, but you can't. If you do, I will make every day I am at this school more unpleasant for you than the day before until you wished that you hadn't been demoted from the Central Office to our school."


Kat - Aug 14, 2007 7:34:37 am PDT #4543 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Matt, that picture is FANTASTIC.


§ ita § - Aug 14, 2007 7:35:36 am PDT #4544 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Internal bra. You know, if I thought it would work long-term and lack complications, I'd be all over it.

Male management and boyfriend training unit. Not, in theory, the work safest of sites, though there isn't any raunchy imagery.

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Jesse - Aug 14, 2007 7:36:36 am PDT #4545 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Matt, that's hilarious!


P.M. Marc - Aug 14, 2007 7:38:10 am PDT #4546 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

OMG, Matt, that's hysterical!

I love it!


§ ita § - Aug 14, 2007 7:42:14 am PDT #4547 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Matt, that's both succinct and impenetrable to the rest of the world. I love that.


sarameg - Aug 14, 2007 7:42:53 am PDT #4548 of 10001

Good job, Matt!

The internal bra intrigues me and then I think about screws in my ribs and get as wincy as I do over any kind of boob surgery.


lisah - Aug 14, 2007 7:43:51 am PDT #4549 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

ha! I JUST got what the spools of thread were for. der.


Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2007 7:46:06 am PDT #4550 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Awesome Matt!

Thanks katefate!

I havent been here for more than 2 1/2 hours before I had to take my first smoke break.


juliana - Aug 14, 2007 7:46:28 am PDT #4551 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Matt, your picture made me do the Paul Gross arms. Good on ya!!

{{{Callaluna}}} Breathe, sweetie. I actually enjoyed the hell out of my wedding. The only meltdown I had was when my parents did the final walkthrough of the space with me and started snarking about the charges and the sound system and saying they could have gotten a better deal. They plainly could not have (it was a *great* deal and they lived 3000 miles away), and I offered to give them their money back, because I didn't want to hear it.

Anyway. I had a very good wedding. If I get married again, though, it'll be on a beach somewhere with only a few people. Yes.