I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


P.M. Marc - Aug 14, 2007 7:38:10 am PDT #4546 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

OMG, Matt, that's hysterical!

I love it!


§ ita § - Aug 14, 2007 7:42:14 am PDT #4547 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Matt, that's both succinct and impenetrable to the rest of the world. I love that.


sarameg - Aug 14, 2007 7:42:53 am PDT #4548 of 10001

Good job, Matt!

The internal bra intrigues me and then I think about screws in my ribs and get as wincy as I do over any kind of boob surgery.


lisah - Aug 14, 2007 7:43:51 am PDT #4549 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

ha! I JUST got what the spools of thread were for. der.


Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2007 7:46:06 am PDT #4550 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Awesome Matt!

Thanks katefate!

I havent been here for more than 2 1/2 hours before I had to take my first smoke break.


juliana - Aug 14, 2007 7:46:28 am PDT #4551 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Matt, your picture made me do the Paul Gross arms. Good on ya!!

{{{Callaluna}}} Breathe, sweetie. I actually enjoyed the hell out of my wedding. The only meltdown I had was when my parents did the final walkthrough of the space with me and started snarking about the charges and the sound system and saying they could have gotten a better deal. They plainly could not have (it was a *great* deal and they lived 3000 miles away), and I offered to give them their money back, because I didn't want to hear it.

Anyway. I had a very good wedding. If I get married again, though, it'll be on a beach somewhere with only a few people. Yes.


Bobbi - Aug 14, 2007 7:46:48 am PDT #4552 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

Are billytea and I the only two people on the planet who don't wish they'd eloped?

My parents offered us a wedding or cash. I wanted the cash, but DH wanted the wedding. I'm glad we had the wedding. Ours was fun and low pressure. Someday I'll have to scan some pics. It was 25 years ago, so no digital pics.


Jesse - Aug 14, 2007 7:47:18 am PDT #4553 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The internal bra intrigues me and then I think about screws in my ribs and get as wincy as I do over any kind of boob surgery.

Seriously.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2007 7:48:38 am PDT #4554 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hypothetically, could two people get married online (with them in different physical locations)? Has this already happened?

I seem to recall a Russian cosmonaut getting married while he was in space and his fiance on Earth....


Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2007 7:49:31 am PDT #4555 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The only meltdown I had was when my parents did the final walkthrough of the space with me and started snarking about the charges and the sound system and saying they could have gotten a better deal. They plainly could not have (it was a *great* deal and they lived 3000 miles away), and I offered to give them their money back, because I didn't want to hear it.

Aww. That makes me want to retroactively take you out for drinks.