You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Aug 14, 2007 6:57:24 am PDT #4521 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I would wear leeches calmly, in a medical environment. Actually, I recall a pond environment in which I was quite calm regarding teh leeches. My mother, NSM.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 14, 2007 6:58:48 am PDT #4522 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I remember the time I went to a free-fly parrot cage

Doesn't that get messy?


Daisy Jane - Aug 14, 2007 7:00:56 am PDT #4523 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Are billytea and I the only two people on the planet who don't wish they'd eloped?

I'm another one. I really enjoyed mine. Completely laid back. Just the tiniest bit of stress when I saw the front yard (It wasn't a wreck, but I couldn't imagine how a wedding was going to work out. there). Rehersal was a snap even wihtout the dude who was marrying us being there. We forgot the candle thingie we were supposed to light, Jon memorized his vows (which we wrote the day before) and I had to pull a tiny piece of paper from my cleavage to read mine. We even had to reenact the vow part for some friends who were late. Everybody had a good time. The happy family [link]


shrift - Aug 14, 2007 7:01:16 am PDT #4524 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

People keep talking about the apocalypse coming, maybe you are the first of the horsemen.

You would not be the first person to suggest this. If I'm meant to be one of the horsemen, then god damn it, I want a guy following me around making clop-clops with coconuts. And a sword. Watery tart optional.


lisah - Aug 14, 2007 7:03:47 am PDT #4525 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My best friend had to take care of the medical leeches for a few weeks as part of her med school training. She grew to be pretty fond of them, as I recall.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2007 7:06:19 am PDT #4526 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So would it be more or less difficult to stage a cat wedding?

[link] [link]


katefate - Aug 14, 2007 7:07:12 am PDT #4527 of 10001
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Daisy, what a lovely picture. You do look like you're all having a great time. You are especially glowy.

::Ignoring all the disturbing whitefont::

eta: Tommyrot, the answer to your question is: fewer tears and recriminations for a cat wedding, more deep scratches.


sarameg - Aug 14, 2007 7:09:42 am PDT #4528 of 10001

lisah, did she name them?

My brother names his lab mice. He even lets his son play with them. I don't think I could do that, given he ultimately harvests their brains.


Megan E. - Aug 14, 2007 7:18:50 am PDT #4529 of 10001

So they're going to add their own commentary to it? Like, "We think he did it"?

Maybe they will re-title it "How he did it".

I'm glad I didn't elope. Can't believe it was 10 years ago.


lisah - Aug 14, 2007 7:20:36 am PDT #4530 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

lisah, did she name them?

I can't remember! I wouldn't be surprised though.