Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Aug 14, 2007 7:01:16 am PDT #4524 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

People keep talking about the apocalypse coming, maybe you are the first of the horsemen.

You would not be the first person to suggest this. If I'm meant to be one of the horsemen, then god damn it, I want a guy following me around making clop-clops with coconuts. And a sword. Watery tart optional.


lisah - Aug 14, 2007 7:03:47 am PDT #4525 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My best friend had to take care of the medical leeches for a few weeks as part of her med school training. She grew to be pretty fond of them, as I recall.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2007 7:06:19 am PDT #4526 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So would it be more or less difficult to stage a cat wedding?

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katefate - Aug 14, 2007 7:07:12 am PDT #4527 of 10001
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Daisy, what a lovely picture. You do look like you're all having a great time. You are especially glowy.

::Ignoring all the disturbing whitefont::

eta: Tommyrot, the answer to your question is: fewer tears and recriminations for a cat wedding, more deep scratches.


sarameg - Aug 14, 2007 7:09:42 am PDT #4528 of 10001

lisah, did she name them?

My brother names his lab mice. He even lets his son play with them. I don't think I could do that, given he ultimately harvests their brains.


Megan E. - Aug 14, 2007 7:18:50 am PDT #4529 of 10001

So they're going to add their own commentary to it? Like, "We think he did it"?

Maybe they will re-title it "How he did it".

I'm glad I didn't elope. Can't believe it was 10 years ago.


lisah - Aug 14, 2007 7:20:36 am PDT #4530 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

lisah, did she name them?

I can't remember! I wouldn't be surprised though.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 14, 2007 7:24:04 am PDT #4531 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My goodness, katefate and Callaluna! It is like old home week-- Hello to you both.

I think it would be sort of difficult to get the cats to walk down the aisle.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 14, 2007 7:24:09 am PDT #4532 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Kerfluffletta.


Vortex - Aug 14, 2007 7:26:51 am PDT #4533 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Is that cilantro I see in the background?