Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Callaluna - Aug 14, 2007 6:05:11 am PDT #4506 of 10001

Matilda has started saying "Mum-mum-mum" and, even though I know rationally that it's just a sound, I remain thoroughly and utterly slain.

Oh, this is just so damned adorable!!!!

So it wouldn't count as shirking off at work if I went out to run some personal errands AND stopped to get my work mail from the UPS store at the same time, right? Because I have to get that mail anyway, and I need to get ice and napkins for my book club party tonight.


Gudanov - Aug 14, 2007 6:31:38 am PDT #4507 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Matilda has started saying "Mum-mum-mum" and, even though I know rationally that it's just a sound, I remain thoroughly and utterly slain.

Go with it, there's no need to be completely rational about your baby. It sounds very cute.


§ ita § - Aug 14, 2007 6:32:48 am PDT #4508 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's a spot on my back that fish like to nibble. This is extremely offputting.


Laura - Aug 14, 2007 6:35:03 am PDT #4509 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Ahrg. Always the same person, too.

We could send this person anonymous emails pointing out their foolish behavior.

I loved all of my weddings, JZ. Had a blast each time. If Brendon wasn't such a keeper I'd do it again. Maybe for our 25th I'll do it again.

I really am looking forward to the blue wedding pictures.

Makes plans to never go to work with shrift, or ride public transportation with her. Will happily slounge with her any time.

eta: can't type.

Also, fish nibbling my feet in the ocean drives me to shore. Yuck!


lisah - Aug 14, 2007 6:38:35 am PDT #4510 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I don't like fish touching me.

Unless they are dead and prepared in some kind of appetizing way, like sushified, and they are touching my mouth.


Zenkitty - Aug 14, 2007 6:40:41 am PDT #4511 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I would love to get in a spa with doctor fish! I don't have a skin problem, but I'd like to know what it feels like to be nibbled by tiny fish.

I am a little weird.


tommyrot - Aug 14, 2007 6:40:59 am PDT #4512 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Once a fish was nibbling my toes. This disturbed me, because at the time I was skinny dipping and I started worrying about other places it might nibble....


shrift - Aug 14, 2007 6:42:32 am PDT #4513 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I has located a bathroom! I'm sure you're all sighing in relief. Heh, relief.

I ride public transit every day and the successful trips far outnumber the disasters, but I am a little perturbed that fires and floods are following me around Chicago like a skanky, smokey stalker.


Theodosia - Aug 14, 2007 6:44:45 am PDT #4514 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I remember the time I went to a free-fly parrot cage, where you could hold tiny cups of nectar for fruit eating parrots to land on your hands and arms to sip. All was as fun as you might think, except for the one parrot who decided that my friend Adam's earwax was much more interesting to try to get at....


Gudanov - Aug 14, 2007 6:44:46 am PDT #4515 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I am a little perturbed that fires and floods are following me around Chicago like a skanky, smokey stalker.

People keep talking about the apocalypse coming, maybe you are the first of the horsemen.