There's a spot on my back that fish like to nibble. This is extremely offputting.

Ahrg. Always the same person, too.

We could send this person anonymous emails pointing out their foolish behavior.

I loved all of my weddings, JZ. Had a blast each time. If Brendon wasn't such a keeper I'd do it again. Maybe for our 25th I'll do it again.

I really am looking forward to the blue wedding pictures.

Makes plans to never go to work with shrift, or ride public transportation with her. Will happily slounge with her any time.

eta: can't type.

Also, fish nibbling my feet in the ocean drives me to shore. Yuck!

I don't like fish touching me.

Unless they are dead and prepared in some kind of appetizing way, like sushified, and they are touching my mouth.

I would love to get in a spa with doctor fish! I don't have a skin problem, but I'd like to know what it feels like to be nibbled by tiny fish.

I am a little weird.

Once a fish was nibbling my toes. This disturbed me, because at the time I was skinny dipping and I started worrying about other places it might nibble....

I has located a bathroom! I'm sure you're all sighing in relief. Heh, relief.

I ride public transit every day and the successful trips far outnumber the disasters, but I am a little perturbed that fires and floods are following me around Chicago like a skanky, smokey stalker.

I remember the time I went to a free-fly parrot cage, where you could hold tiny cups of nectar for fruit eating parrots to land on your hands and arms to sip. All was as fun as you might think, except for the one parrot who decided that my friend Adam's earwax was much more interesting to try to get at....

I am a little perturbed that fires and floods are following me around Chicago like a skanky, smokey stalker.

People keep talking about the apocalypse coming, maybe you are the first of the horsemen.

I don't have a skin problem, but I'd like to know what it feels like to be nibbled by tiny fish.

Heh. Me too.

I am a little weird.

mumble mumble pot kettle...

I missed katefate?
Sad now.

Awww. Hi Lee!

And JZ! I'm going to be in y'all's neck of the woods at the end of September for Folsom Street Fair.

The early bird gets the katefate!

I inspired porn! Yay! *Wholesome* porn.

Callaluna, you know best what's going to work - I hope suggestions aren't stressing you out more.

Nora, I think eloping makes so much sense! You can always have a party to celebrate, and make it as wild/classy/elegant as you wish.

I think the skin cell eating fish would feel especially good if you had dry, flaky skin.

Shrift, hallelujah. Your building sounds like a perfect mess.

We interrupted document editing due to drain bamage. I'm going to have a cig and dish with the crew.