Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Aug 13, 2007 5:47:38 am PDT #4285 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, ye of little faith. "Qualified", she says. Like that has anything to do with anything in this administration.

Huh, when did I lose my hardened, cynical shell for this optimistic, sunny outlook?

Must go looking for my missing cynicism.

Here, Cyni, Cyni, Cyni...


tommyrot - Aug 13, 2007 5:52:50 am PDT #4286 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Three electricians just showed up. Their names are Mike, Mike and Mike.


Bobbi - Aug 13, 2007 5:53:47 am PDT #4287 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

Bobbi, shoes my size! insent!

Shoes coming your way, Lisa. Enjoy!


Gudanov - Aug 13, 2007 5:58:37 am PDT #4288 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Three electricians just showed up. Their names are Mike, Mike and Mike.

The sons of George Foreman's little known brother Mike Foreman.


shrift - Aug 13, 2007 5:59:19 am PDT #4289 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I might have been a jerk on the bus this morning, what with a whole slew of seats being taken up by bags and nobody moving them so I could sit down until I got a little testy. And they were all, "You just had to ask!" So I felt a little guilty, but not that much, because I never make anyone else ask me to move my shit so they can sit down.

I'm a little post-convention cranky.


Liese S. - Aug 13, 2007 6:03:26 am PDT #4290 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Wait, wait, don't we not have thumb muscles? Or any other finger muscles? I think they're all tendons actually in our hands, controlled by the muscles in our forearms. Right? Am I bullshitting? 'Cause I've been telling my students this for a while.

Mind you, I never read the thumbs article, 'cause freaky.


Jesse - Aug 13, 2007 6:08:59 am PDT #4291 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thumb muscles: [link]


Laura - Aug 13, 2007 6:09:55 am PDT #4292 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I wasn't cranky until I read about the article that IMO was presented as Latest News and rude bus passengers. Annoying cranky making humans.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 13, 2007 6:15:16 am PDT #4293 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe watching Stephen Baldwin get mauled by a bull will make everyone's transportation woes seem less annoying?


shrift - Aug 13, 2007 6:17:41 am PDT #4294 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Annoying cranky making humans.

I was at a convention all weekend, so I'm people-frazzled and in dire need of nappy-times in a dark room. I'd like not to communicate with another human for about a week to recover, but unfortunately I have to, like, work and stuff.