Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Aug 09, 2007 5:37:04 pm PDT #3705 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm really good at playing the ratchet - it is a great addition to any rhythm section


beth b - Aug 09, 2007 5:39:07 pm PDT #3706 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

so good I had to say it twice


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 5:40:19 pm PDT #3707 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

beth on the double ratchet!


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 5:41:38 pm PDT #3708 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In other exciting news, Emmett and I sang the Spider-Pig song all the way home from the East Bay.

Emmett declares the line, "No he can't / he's a pig" to be comedy genius.


Connie Neil - Aug 09, 2007 5:46:58 pm PDT #3709 of 10001
brillig

Have you guys seen this? It's a crazy lion/buffalo throwdown, with some alligators in a cameo.

I was watching it and saw the lions settle down after fighting off the croc and I thought, "Hey, we're only half-way through the video, what else--WTFOMG!" as the camera pulls back and you see this whole *army* of water buffalo standing there saying, "You took our calf. Give it back."


ChiKat - Aug 09, 2007 7:17:43 pm PDT #3710 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Emmett declares the line, "No he can't / he's a pig" to be comedy genius.

I completely agree with Emmett. That line cracks me up every single time.


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2007 7:27:41 pm PDT #3711 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'd like to just state, for the record, that it's 85 goddamn degrees at 12:30 a.m.

There is something seriously wrong with that. This is not Abu Dhabi.

signed,
going to bed right now to sleep right in front of my a/c, which I adore and worship 4EVA


Ginger - Aug 09, 2007 7:41:25 pm PDT #3712 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's 90 here, but it is even more wrong where you are.

I'm going to go light a candle to Willis Carrier.


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 7:46:02 pm PDT #3713 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

don't do that! the candle will give off heat. Offer up a novena instead.


Cass - Aug 09, 2007 7:46:08 pm PDT #3714 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You should light one of the faux-tealights that are battery operated. Less heat.